Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2691. | João (ficherzinho) | 78.85 | 96% | 2018-08-30 |
| 2692. | Sanchit (sanchitsharma21) | 78.84 | 96% | 2020-02-24 |
| 2693. | Tunihorn (tunihorn) | 78.82 | 98% | 2018-12-27 |
| 2694. | Reese (reesezpiecez) | 78.81 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 2695. | Tuomas (tumaas) | 78.80 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| 2696. | Carl (draori) | 78.78 | 97% | 2019-03-24 |
| 2697. | i (masteryeshi) | 78.78 | 96% | 2018-09-26 |
| 2698. | meverybad221 (meverybad221) | 78.75 | 96% | 2018-08-19 |
| 2699. | TyperRacer (marccraft) | 78.75 | 97% | 2018-05-10 |
| 2700. | Nate (rlnninja) | 78.75 | 97% | 2019-10-01 |
| 2701. | Brett (alrightbro) | 78.72 | 98% | 2019-08-11 |
| 2702. | Tom (smileykorean) | 78.71 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
| 2703. | Jeremy (gurmzzz) | 78.70 | 99% | 2019-08-18 |
| 2704. | Pedro (landsplosh) | 78.69 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 2705. | Stefan (zekan) | 78.68 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
| 2706. | iWum (iwum) | 78.67 | 94% | 2020-08-09 |
| 2707. | Aldreich (aldreich) | 78.61 | 96% | 2020-02-13 |
| 2708. | e (officialinsert) | 78.61 | 96% | 2019-10-18 |
| 2709. | neo12 (neo12) | 78.60 | 99% | 2020-06-06 |
| 2710. | Zakaru (gaudo1991) | 78.59 | 98% | 2018-07-24 |
| 2711. | Jiong Yang (yangfoo) | 78.57 | 98% | 2020-03-21 |
| 2712. | Ghost racing medalists suck... | 78.56 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 2713. | Jacob (i_am_he) | 78.56 | 98% | 2020-07-14 |
| 2714. | Nour (nourafify) | 78.56 | 99% | 2019-01-08 |
| 2715. | Edwin (nightseas) | 78.53 | 98% | 2018-03-18 |
| 2716. | Skaiski (skaiski) | 78.47 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
| 2717. | Kitzuney (kitzuney) | 78.46 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| 2718. | Kasey (kasebear) | 78.40 | 98% | 2019-10-10 |
| 2719. | Rony (ravneet_b) | 78.40 | 97% | 2018-07-28 |
| 2720. | Jorge (jquiroz728) | 78.38 | 96% | 2019-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |