The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15676. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 78.67 | 98% | 2019-08-06 |
| 15677. | Empirix (empirix) | 78.66 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 15678. | GMHazem (gm_hazem02) | 78.66 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| 15679. | Danny (dingyua7) | 78.66 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 15680. | type beats (blackjack245) | 78.66 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 15681. | Alyssa (clarrissa) | 78.66 | 98% | 2012-09-25 |
| 15682. | BRUH (rabonh) | 78.66 | 95% | 2017-04-10 |
| 15683. | Michael (azaezelrawr) | 78.65 | 96% | 2017-05-01 |
| 15684. | Archie (archievald_ingco) | 78.65 | 90% | 2013-08-16 |
| 15685. | noah (randylehey) | 78.65 | 96% | 2021-06-21 |
| 15686. | David (quine) | 78.65 | — | 2010-08-30 |
| 15687. | Noah (mukyn) | 78.64 | 92% | 2015-03-20 |
| 15688. | kahtleen (kahtleen) | 78.64 | 94% | 2011-05-18 |
| 15689. | Justin (jwtalbott) | 78.64 | 93% | 2014-06-17 |
| 15690. | rg (rg69) | 78.64 | 92% | 2015-06-28 |
| 15691. | Pranksta (pranksta) | 78.64 | 98% | 2017-11-23 |
| 15692. | Clare (radioclare) | 78.63 | 94% | 2012-01-17 |
| 15693. | Giovanni (klangtheatron) | 78.63 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
| 15694. | Samay (upadsamay387) | 78.63 | 98.8% | 2023-10-03 |
| 15695. | M.Ha (manhha00) | 78.63 | 98.3% | 2023-08-08 |
| 15696. | e (officialinsert) | 78.63 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
| 15697. | Devil (bloods4u) | 78.63 | 97% | 2012-08-07 |
| 15698. | Danny (shikio) | 78.63 | 98% | 2014-06-24 |
| 15699. | Zak (catinthehat) | 78.63 | — | 2011-04-12 |
| 15700. | dje (djebou) | 78.62 | 98% | 2013-03-29 |
| 15701. | Ahnaf (stallion1145) | 78.62 | 98.1% | 2023-09-22 |
| 15702. | Brody (echo3006) | 78.62 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
| 15703. | Yemeni (967bytes) | 78.61 | 97% | 2017-06-04 |
| 15704. | Bernard (blerring) | 78.61 | 98% | 2015-01-04 |
| 15705. | E_N (ee_nn) | 78.61 | 96% | 2022-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |