The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11038. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 87.06 | 97.3% | 2023-06-28 |
| 11039. | Tikhon (tikhon) | 87.06 | 93% | 2012-03-16 |
| 11040. | Farkhat (farick92) | 87.06 | 97% | 2016-10-27 |
| 11041. | Rodrigo (alang217) | 87.06 | 93% | 2017-02-17 |
| 11042. | felix (felix_108) | 87.05 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 11043. | Gus (gusthepip) | 87.05 | 92% | 2013-11-19 |
| 11044. | Chad (calforex) | 87.05 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 11045. | Bjorn (bjornbaboon) | 87.05 | 95% | 2020-12-31 |
| 11046. | zzephyr (zzephyr) | 87.05 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 11047. | Sebastian (proudpole) | 87.05 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 11048. | David (king_cao1) | 87.05 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 11049. | SpeedyCaret^ (wtl_jp) | 87.05 | 93% | 2015-03-19 |
| 11050. | Wan Shi Tong (wan_shi_tong) | 87.05 | 94% | 2013-12-22 |
| 11051. | Ken (kyberken) | 87.04 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 11052. | Jen (jeno20) | 87.04 | 99% | 2023-01-14 |
| 11053. | David (dungeonsiege) | 87.04 | 93% | 2014-12-26 |
| 11054. | solariis (sol4riis) | 87.03 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
| 11055. | Max (max2004awesome) | 87.03 | 99% | 2021-08-06 |
| 11056. | Office Assistant (office_as... | 87.03 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
| 11057. | Kevin (kjax) | 87.03 | 99% | 2020-02-07 |
| 11058. | Jon (jonnyguitar00) | 87.02 | 94% | 2015-08-28 |
| 11059. | Magishian (magishian) | 87.02 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 11060. | dylan (genchiruno) | 87.02 | 94% | 2014-12-29 |
| 11061. | Patryk (patryk) | 87.02 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 11062. | tstats[kaitokidokuroba] (ka... | 87.02 | 98% | 2021-05-24 |
| 11063. | Jashie (joshg780) | 87.01 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 11064. | Kordesii (kordesii) | 87.01 | 96% | 2014-09-02 |
| 11065. | Sandy (lapin) | 87.01 | 99% | 2012-04-10 |
| 11066. | សុធា (sothearpse) | 87.01 | 98% | 2019-02-11 |
| 11067. | Ernif (ernif) | 87.01 | 93% | 2014-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |