As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11995. | Twilight (ribossoma) | 79.14 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 11996. | Brian (fattyfattee2by4) | 79.13 | 97% | 2016-09-13 |
| 11997. | Ned (nedowwww) | 79.13 | 97% | 2023-04-25 |
| 11998. | Parsa (parsam65) | 79.13 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
| 11999. | East (eastwind21) | 79.13 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
| 12000. | senpai (muchsenpai) | 79.13 | 82% | 2016-09-22 |
| 12001. | Decima (blastin) | 79.13 | 91% | 2015-07-04 |
| 12002. | H J (ojinjin) | 79.12 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 12003. | Micah (micahfriesen) | 79.12 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 12004. | Luis (luismiguelcopadiaz) | 79.12 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 12005. | myco (myco24) | 79.12 | 94% | 2015-06-16 |
| 12006. | Ken (kssanchez1989) | 79.11 | 95% | 2016-07-25 |
| 12007. | pan (oldpan) | 79.10 | 95% | 2022-09-03 |
| 12008. | Austin (chibomb) | 79.10 | 98% | 2023-10-23 |
| 12009. | Housekeeping (speedshticks) | 79.10 | 95% | 2020-11-13 |
| 12010. | Michael (michael527) | 79.10 | 91% | 2015-10-11 |
| 12011. | Star Platinum (starplatinum... | 79.09 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| 12012. | Chicken (chickenrun0) | 79.09 | 97.7% | 2021-02-25 |
| 12013. | ng (minhtuhay123) | 79.09 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 12014. | bubu (cgfu) | 79.09 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 12015. | totnamjoon (off_the_page) | 79.09 | 91% | 2015-04-14 |
| 12016. | Fernanda (nandaguizan) | 79.09 | 96% | 2016-08-09 |
| 12017. | Persona (unknownpersona) | 79.08 | 92% | 2016-08-19 |
| 12018. | WellLubed (welllubed) | 79.08 | 98% | 2023-07-26 |
| 12019. | William (bobodahobo54) | 79.08 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 12020. | Justin (jvstin522) | 79.08 | 95% | 2021-01-10 |
| 12021. | nonaem (apansi) | 79.08 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 12022. | Your_God (your_only_god) | 79.08 | 94% | 2017-01-29 |
| 12023. | Marjuk (mashrafimarjuk) | 79.07 | 97% | 2022-05-11 |
| 12024. | Humbble (freedom97) | 79.07 | 96.4% | 2023-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |