The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23566. | YellowQuack (yellowquack) | 71.57 | 94% | 2020-07-14 |
| 23567. | sonicboom (sonicboomie) | 71.57 | 99% | 2026-03-19 |
| 23568. | james (hannjam) | 71.57 | 91% | 2017-03-02 |
| 23569. | Dylan (dc4lif3) | 71.57 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 23570. | SGpro (sgpro) | 71.57 | 96% | 2024-06-03 |
| 23571. | Cookie (ashlynn_t) | 71.57 | 97.8% | 2024-07-19 |
| 23572. | Ben (dabeniao) | 71.57 | 96% | 2026-02-08 |
| 23573. | Federick (bonixouk) | 71.57 | 96% | 2015-01-11 |
| 23574. | Taylor (taylor15) | 71.57 | — | 2010-05-25 |
| 23575. | CXZ03 (cxz03) | 71.56 | 97% | 2025-06-13 |
| 23576. | Dice (dicespeare) | 71.56 | 95% | 2022-09-22 |
| 23577. | Cuong (tohieucuong) | 71.56 | 98.1% | 2024-06-14 |
| 23578. | icecreamwaffles1 (icecreamw... | 71.56 | 98% | 2024-01-29 |
| 23579. | Aruzh (4ruzh) | 71.56 | 94.1% | 2023-10-10 |
| 23580. | Jason (jasjelly14) | 71.56 | 84% | 2014-05-06 |
| 23581. | Daniel (rdmz) | 71.56 | 96% | 2012-09-22 |
| 23582. | Dan1823 (danwortley) | 71.55 | 96.9% | 2024-01-12 |
| 23583. | stuckat70wpm (hltv) | 71.55 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 23584. | Jenaxu (jenaxu_al) | 71.55 | 96% | 2019-11-27 |
| 23585. | Cube (cubedefender) | 71.55 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 23586. | Sammy (sammykiller) | 71.55 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 23587. | Juan (oduk) | 71.55 | 99% | 2025-01-21 |
| 23588. | TC (kingwirch) | 71.55 | 90% | 2015-04-13 |
| 23589. | :) (ironapple) | 71.55 | 97% | 2018-08-18 |
| 23590. | Solitude (gifoimir) | 71.55 | 88% | 2012-02-08 |
| 23591. | Flash (mabraham80) | 71.54 | 98% | 2025-12-21 |
| 23592. | Polar (polar_6275) | 71.54 | 96% | 2025-03-29 |
| 23593. | Alex (maveriiic) | 71.54 | 97% | 2026-06-01 |
| 23594. | Loucas Stylianou (loukkis91) | 71.54 | 97% | 2025-12-16 |
| 23595. | Hezarius (hezarius30) | 71.54 | 97% | 2024-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |