So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25434. | (lexcellent) | 59.35 | 92% | 2016-11-09 |
| 25435. | (lostdawg3) | 59.35 | 93% | 2022-02-05 |
| 25436. | Loukas (loukatar) | 59.35 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 25437. | MenacingPotato (nick199804) | 59.35 | 93% | 2015-10-13 |
| 25438. | (shinbee) | 59.35 | 92% | 2011-10-18 |
| 25439. | (wurliep81) | 59.35 | 95% | 2014-11-18 |
| 25440. | (shuhang1106) | 59.35 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
| 25441. | (behenate) | 59.34 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
| 25442. | bacaala (bacaala) | 59.34 | 93% | 2022-05-02 |
| 25443. | (my_own_way2012) | 59.34 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 25444. | (123buocdeu) | 59.34 | — | 2009-09-07 |
| 25445. | (lcfrmrngstr) | 59.33 | 96% | 2021-10-17 |
| 25446. | (wheresmycar) | 59.33 | 95% | 2021-06-22 |
| 25447. | (ncxley) | 59.33 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
| 25448. | (pakboy) | 59.33 | 95% | 2018-08-03 |
| 25449. | (xlntbowler) | 59.33 | 94% | 2016-02-15 |
| 25450. | (anonymousxb) | 59.32 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 25451. | carl (carl0s) | 59.32 | 94% | 2012-10-14 |
| 25452. | Franco (franco96) | 59.32 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 25453. | Dylan (odps) | 59.32 | 90% | 2015-11-19 |
| 25454. | (inesth) | 59.32 | 95% | 2016-10-13 |
| 25455. | (marf) | 59.32 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| 25456. | Saad (the_gentleman_bo) | 59.31 | 94% | 2021-02-10 |
| 25457. | (stalker.tk@live.com) | 59.31 | 87% | 2012-11-03 |
| 25458. | (koalapear) | 59.31 | 95% | 2015-06-02 |
| 25459. | (cevi) | 59.31 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| 25460. | Joe (eetma) | 59.30 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
| 25461. | 1234 (nemesistroy) | 59.30 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 25462. | (hust9x) | 59.30 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 25463. | (imma_fail) | 59.30 | 97% | 2017-07-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |