The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20313. | (mailogames) | 71.00 | 89% | 2014-04-08 |
| 20314. | (hebejebe) | 71.00 | 95% | 2013-06-16 |
| 20315. | (gmizavac) | 71.00 | 97% | 2017-07-31 |
| 20316. | Salem (dargana) | 71.00 | 92% | 2012-05-13 |
| 20317. | chris (chriswen42) | 71.00 | 97% | 2014-01-31 |
| 20318. | (here_2_learn) | 70.99 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
| 20319. | (karlaustria) | 70.99 | 95% | 2022-01-18 |
| 20320. | (marvinesc3) | 70.99 | 95.8% | 2021-02-23 |
| 20321. | (mrvsaff) | 70.99 | 97% | 2016-04-17 |
| 20322. | flyshadow (flyshadow) | 70.99 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 20323. | (reza_joonm) | 70.98 | 94% | 2013-08-20 |
| 20324. | (the_midget_bear) | 70.98 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 20325. | Shakti (shaktian) | 70.98 | — | 2010-07-01 |
| 20326. | (kimecchi) | 70.98 | 92% | 2012-09-26 |
| 20327. | JiaXing (hueng_jia_xing) | 70.98 | 97% | 2015-01-14 |
| 20328. | (cpt_price) | 70.98 | 95% | 2016-08-17 |
| 20329. | Ikenna (odogwu) | 70.97 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 20330. | (ap1ng) | 70.97 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 20331. | (mexicanpikeman) | 70.97 | 92% | 2016-09-19 |
| 20332. | (hellowi_99) | 70.97 | 98% | 2020-02-14 |
| 20333. | (kleonardmsarah) | 70.97 | 98% | 2012-09-02 |
| 20334. | (adrakpro) | 70.97 | 96% | 2018-12-01 |
| 20335. | (smusky72) | 70.96 | 98% | 2023-08-15 |
| 20336. | (jinnyy) | 70.96 | 95% | 2011-11-11 |
| 20337. | (i_scorpio) | 70.96 | 95% | 2015-12-05 |
| 20338. | (knicked) | 70.96 | 96% | 2019-04-11 |
| 20339. | (cuongdm) | 70.96 | — | 2010-08-13 |
| 20340. | (pabl0juan) | 70.96 | 97% | 2013-05-01 |
| 20341. | (flanneldemigod) | 70.95 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 20342. | lol (lolspedicey) | 70.95 | 95% | 2021-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |