Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38521. | Angelo (angelostaana) | 34.49 | 84% | 2016-09-22 |
| 38522. | Agnes (agnesliona) | 34.49 | 96% | 2016-01-20 |
| 38523. | nguyen (minhhi) | 34.48 | 94% | 2012-07-29 |
| 38524. | turtle45 (turtle45) | 34.48 | 96% | 2020-01-19 |
| 38525. | LenNox (colour_foolz) | 34.47 | 88% | 2012-06-23 |
| 38526. | GoncasN (goncasn) | 34.46 | 91.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 38527. | NotAThing (badtyperwastaken) | 34.46 | 91% | 2020-09-22 |
| 38528. | aljames (alphjames) | 34.46 | 92% | 2011-05-28 |
| 38529. | Brian (pitviper) | 34.46 | 96% | 2017-03-13 |
| 38530. | Zorta (zorta) | 34.45 | 97% | 2020-09-24 |
| 38531. | Ahmed (ahmed14) | 34.45 | 92% | 2023-03-23 |
| 38532. | Alex (zoggthefantastic) | 34.45 | 87% | 2015-11-04 |
| 38533. | Irakli (uzala) | 34.44 | 86% | 2016-12-25 |
| 38534. | thang (thangk56toantin) | 34.44 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 38535. | mickey (mickey_mouse) | 34.43 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 38536. | Christopher (jr1995) | 34.42 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 38537. | Max (odeyalko1337) | 34.41 | 91% | 2021-05-15 |
| 38538. | LEANG (leangsy22) | 34.41 | 94% | 2021-09-28 |
| 38539. | emereshel (rayxshel) | 34.41 | 95% | 2014-02-10 |
| 38540. | Nishant (nishantkumarsaini) | 34.41 | 96% | 2013-12-19 |
| 38541. | Bishwas (demigod696) | 34.40 | 92% | 2023-08-31 |
| 38542. | Vanessa (v4n3554x) | 34.40 | 93% | 2014-03-07 |
| 38543. | ARTHUR (4rthur) | 34.40 | 93% | 2021-02-21 |
| 38544. | vivi (elviravivi) | 34.40 | 86% | 2011-10-27 |
| 38545. | Edward (ottr) | 34.40 | — | 2010-09-15 |
| 38546. | cec6bb (whyc) | 34.39 | 95% | 2019-03-29 |
| 38547. | Yuri (yok558) | 34.39 | 91% | 2015-02-23 |
| 38548. | lisa (monalisa11) | 34.38 | 95% | 2017-08-01 |
| 38549. | lin (lty2002) | 34.38 | 92% | 2020-04-22 |
| 38550. | Sonam (sonamfechur) | 34.37 | 96% | 2017-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |