So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21265. | Brandon (eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee) | 66.53 | 97% | 2018-10-23 |
| 21266. | Arvin (vin_ar) | 66.53 | 96% | 2021-06-22 |
| 21267. | Lingabathula (thapaswi_01) | 66.53 | 98.3% | 2023-06-03 |
| 21268. | cheems (pachaczb_dvorak) | 66.53 | 94% | 2022-01-07 |
| 21269. | __*꧁༒☬ _ŁȺKHȺ₦_ ... | 66.53 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 21270. | Chris (myayavi) | 66.53 | 97% | 2017-08-11 |
| 21271. | Ћира (cira12345) | 66.52 | 96% | 2021-11-07 |
| 21272. | Prathamesh (prathamesh0927) | 66.52 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
| 21273. | K (kdcx) | 66.52 | 95% | 2016-04-03 |
| 21274. | the red devil (badplay) | 66.52 | 94% | 2015-03-26 |
| 21275. | fnsk1350 (fnsk1350) | 66.51 | 96% | 2023-08-07 |
| 21276. | Shaun (adjenissions) | 66.51 | 96% | 2021-09-11 |
| 21277. | Nit (vikram24) | 66.51 | 96% | 2023-03-06 |
| 21278. | Alan (typing_alan) | 66.51 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 21279. | moy (moymoymoy) | 66.51 | 95% | 2018-04-26 |
| 21280. | Wei (rebeccawei7) | 66.51 | 89% | 2017-04-10 |
| 21281. | zoger (blade8227) | 66.50 | 88% | 2016-01-01 |
| 21282. | Mingjia (secretninja26) | 66.50 | 92% | 2014-10-11 |
| 21283. | OdeToFox (odetofox_26) | 66.50 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
| 21284. | Meinhardt (captaindouchecat) | 66.50 | 96.9% | 2023-09-23 |
| 21285. | Tejassssss (tejasssssss) | 66.50 | 96.6% | 2023-10-30 |
| 21286. | Anfisako (midnightspy) | 66.50 | 96% | 2017-06-15 |
| 21287. | samier (samier) | 66.50 | 95% | 2013-05-02 |
| 21288. | jenooi (jenooi) | 66.50 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 21289. | flyshadow (flyshadow) | 66.50 | — | 2009-08-07 |
| 21290. | Beret (boina) | 66.49 | 95% | 2021-10-06 |
| 21291. | Uchiha (jasuruchiha) | 66.49 | 98% | 2022-02-12 |
| 21292. | viper (viper3315) | 66.49 | 98% | 2022-01-01 |
| 21293. | Ollie (entized) | 66.49 | 95.9% | 2021-02-21 |
| 21294. | jacob (alating) | 66.49 | 91% | 2015-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |