So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1797. | Dagon (purplebeard1) | 115.26 | 99% | 2012-10-13 |
| 1798. | Kleminon (kleminon) | 115.26 | 94% | 2014-01-04 |
| 1799. | Kaybe (kaybnde) | 115.25 | 99% | 2021-04-15 |
| 1800. | Christopher (gunboat) | 115.25 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 1801. | kiyeo (kiyeo) | 115.24 | 98% | 2021-10-02 |
| 1802. | Ming (mingg) | 115.24 | — | 2009-04-23 |
| 1803. | tj (hyperddude) | 115.22 | 96% | 2014-11-02 |
| 1804. | Cat Milker (boomermilk) | 115.22 | 93% | 2012-02-07 |
| 1805. | Tyler (christensent) | 115.20 | 94% | 2011-10-04 |
| 1806. | retro (retroflash) | 115.19 | 98% | 2020-09-06 |
| 1807. | Weichao (chaoyunfat) | 115.19 | 91% | 2014-07-07 |
| 1808. | Patrick (mezzyy) | 115.18 | 96% | 2015-10-03 |
| 1809. | Carl (allenar) | 115.17 | 98% | 2019-10-01 |
| 1810. | Hylomorphic (hylomorphic) | 115.16 | 98% | 2012-12-19 |
| 1811. | Petri (pndragon) | 115.16 | 100% | 2011-05-16 |
| 1812. | Camden (mypenguinbuddy) | 115.15 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 1813. | lorenzo (lorenzo2131) | 115.14 | 98% | 2021-05-30 |
| 1814. | Minh (odebonbon) | 115.14 | 98% | 2013-10-19 |
| 1815. | Slow (i_type_so_slow) | 115.13 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 1816. | Elijah (elijah0100) | 115.12 | 97% | 2013-03-08 |
| 1817. | Brux (bruxsc) | 115.12 | 95% | 2015-12-28 |
| 1818. | Jacob (x1jacob) | 115.12 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 1819. | jieun (bunnypenguin) | 115.11 | 99% | 2021-07-29 |
| 1820. | Non-quit (hitman2207) | 115.10 | 98% | 2022-09-27 |
| 1821. | jason (jeissoni) | 115.10 | — | 2010-09-20 |
| 1822. | (zealindaus) | 115.09 | 99% | 2021-05-18 |
| 1823. | Jacob (oracle) | 115.09 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 1824. | Light (lightpuma) | 115.09 | 97% | 2016-02-16 |
| 1825. | Andrew (sc4fpse) | 115.09 | — | 2010-08-23 |
| 1826. | LLW (llw1) | 115.08 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |