I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5999. | joe (lerler246) | 97.04 | 98% | 2020-04-26 |
| 6000. | Michael (zenorityy) | 97.03 | 97.3% | 2025-02-01 |
| 6001. | Chris (lumms) | 97.03 | 96.7% | 2024-09-26 |
| 6002. | Sylptic (sylptic) | 97.03 | 96% | 2024-08-06 |
| 6003. | ogtoast (ogtoast) | 97.03 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 6004. | Cheq (cheq) | 97.03 | 97% | 2016-07-17 |
| 6005. | Desi (desimunda) | 97.03 | 91% | 2016-05-09 |
| 6006. | hailee (imeanokiguess) | 97.02 | 99% | 2021-05-24 |
| 6007. | Sean (ziltiod94) | 97.02 | 95% | 2015-05-05 |
| 6008. | delay (delayy) | 97.00 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| 6009. | Robert (robnekaj) | 97.00 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 6010. | GTC4Lusso (gtc4lusso) | 97.00 | 98% | 2025-07-24 |
| 6011. | (wildlife) | 97.00 | 92% | 2015-09-01 |
| 6012. | Mmm coffee (orchdork7926) | 97.00 | 98% | 2016-11-28 |
| 6013. | Melot_Dvorak (melot_type) | 96.99 | 98% | 2015-10-04 |
| 6014. | Emma (badattyping981) | 96.98 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 6015. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 96.97 | 97.6% | 2025-03-25 |
| 6016. | Odd (oddblob) | 96.97 | 98% | 2017-10-03 |
| 6017. | Caleb (calebbueckert) | 96.96 | 99% | 2025-06-16 |
| 6018. | Dorian (dorianf100) | 96.96 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 6019. | Stop (stopcheating) | 96.96 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
| 6020. | Brett (sonovthedawn) | 96.96 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 6021. | King Bygone (lil_bygone) | 96.96 | 98% | 2018-07-07 |
| 6022. | Brandon (pokepowerturtle) | 96.95 | 97.8% | 2024-09-18 |
| 6023. | Nibit (nibit) | 96.95 | 99% | 2022-10-26 |
| 6024. | Victor (hueylouisnonews) | 96.94 | 99.2% | 2024-08-12 |
| 6025. | Snerulite (snerulite) | 96.94 | 97% | 2016-12-26 |
| 6026. | bidens dog (spacerider93) | 96.94 | 93% | 2015-04-07 |
| 6027. | Đom Đóm (nhanprao2014) | 96.93 | 97.8% | 2024-12-09 |
| 6028. | MagiFelix (magifelix) | 96.93 | 96% | 2024-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |