I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1819. | (wattfox) | 124.97 | 99% | 2023-08-22 |
| 1820. | Arouthiunoff (arouthiunoff) | 124.96 | 98.8% | 2023-10-17 |
| 1821. | (speedweeweeman) | 124.96 | 99% | 2021-11-22 |
| 1822. | Zito (zrelova) | 124.96 | 99.4% | 2024-12-05 |
| 1823. | ∞ (gatewaydrug) | 124.95 | 99% | 2021-01-25 |
| 1824. | boat (narwhalinz) | 124.95 | 99% | 2020-05-28 |
| 1825. | Hugh (mrpiface101) | 124.94 | 98.2% | 2023-11-01 |
| 1826. | (tkn_x) | 124.94 | 99% | 2018-01-06 |
| 1827. | (shellahfellah) | 124.93 | 99% | 2018-01-21 |
| 1828. | (suimmie) | 124.92 | 100% | 2025-02-25 |
| 1829. | (orangejuice101) | 124.92 | 100% | 2022-11-22 |
| 1830. | (druggedrice) | 124.92 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
| 1831. | (wintercore) | 124.91 | 99% | 2018-01-04 |
| 1832. | (shadowthorn101) | 124.89 | 99% | 2021-08-06 |
| 1833. | Sweattypalms (sweattypalms) | 124.89 | 99.4% | 2023-09-24 |
| 1834. | (immarlondait) | 124.87 | 99% | 2020-03-26 |
| 1835. | Octo (octophobia) | 124.86 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 1836. | (cubexp208) | 124.86 | 97.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 1837. | (pergoss) | 124.84 | 100% | 2024-05-14 |
| 1838. | (vexors) | 124.84 | 99% | 2018-12-30 |
| 1839. | (ickybus) | 124.84 | 100% | 2020-01-24 |
| 1840. | (aes222) | 124.82 | 98% | 2022-10-10 |
| 1841. | (jzara33) | 124.82 | 99% | 2018-02-19 |
| 1842. | (happydaffodils) | 124.82 | 99% | 2017-04-09 |
| 1843. | (qkrwngh13) | 124.81 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
| 1844. | (siichotic) | 124.78 | 98.2% | 2024-07-03 |
| 1845. | (developer1998) | 124.78 | 99% | 2025-12-28 |
| 1846. | (thecornhobble) | 124.78 | 97% | 2019-01-14 |
| 1847. | (gooseiman) | 124.78 | 100% | 2025-10-05 |
| 1848. | (skete) | 124.77 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |