So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3131. | SuckaSurprise (suckasurprise) | 106.91 | 99% | 2023-03-02 |
| 3132. | BonBon (_bonbon_) | 106.91 | 99% | 2021-05-25 |
| 3133. | akun15 (vertikal888) | 106.90 | 98% | 2016-06-26 |
| 3134. | graham (welcomebear333) | 106.90 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
| 3135. | Brocli (brocli) | 106.90 | 97% | 2020-05-01 |
| 3136. | Sherif (zushauque) | 106.90 | 97% | 2013-11-02 |
| 3137. | marcos (freakwithaguitar) | 106.90 | — | 2008-11-21 |
| 3138. | Joe (becausescience) | 106.89 | 99% | 2022-12-30 |
| 3139. | meme (poxy) | 106.89 | 97% | 2013-09-02 |
| 3140. | Bob (bobobobby) | 106.88 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 3141. | praks (praks01) | 106.87 | 99% | 2022-03-26 |
| 3142. | David (typer700) | 106.86 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 3143. | noogit (burz7) | 106.86 | 98% | 2023-07-04 |
| 3144. | FASTHUH (fasthuh) | 106.86 | 98% | 2017-04-19 |
| 3145. | Catherine (catherine) | 106.86 | 91% | 2013-05-15 |
| 3146. | Bacon (jbacon) | 106.85 | 97% | 2013-06-04 |
| 3147. | Mark (ocdscale) | 106.84 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 3148. | Fart Sniffer (mishen911) | 106.84 | 97% | 2022-01-30 |
| 3149. | Ibrahim (ihakim2) | 106.83 | — | 2010-04-19 |
| 3150. | gt2 (killawhale425) | 106.83 | 99% | 2019-04-25 |
| 3151. | veirt (exlog) | 106.82 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
| 3152. | Martin (demonakinale) | 106.82 | 92% | 2016-06-13 |
| 3153. | uniracer (uniracer) | 106.81 | 100% | 2017-11-22 |
| 3154. | Jackie (laserelite) | 106.80 | 97.9% | 2021-02-19 |
| 3155. | Mark (shricory) | 106.80 | 86% | 2015-11-04 |
| 3156. | Adaephon (adaephon) | 106.79 | 99% | 2021-10-02 |
| 3157. | Minh (mn99) | 106.79 | 99% | 2020-05-19 |
| 3158. | Patrik (shyoo) | 106.79 | 89% | 2017-04-24 |
| 3159. | Andy (adc4392) | 106.79 | 97% | 2015-06-03 |
| 3160. | Jorb (jorbinothethird) | 106.78 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |