And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3781. | Wabadaba (wabadaba) | 117.47 | 97% | 2019-05-08 |
| 3782. | Djordje (djo666) | 117.46 | 97% | 2023-02-03 |
| 3783. | Trung (nhihon) | 117.46 | 96% | 2012-06-13 |
| 3784. | Bert (brozart) | 117.46 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
| 3785. | Danny (daillest) | 117.46 | 92% | 2012-06-05 |
| 3786. | Sun (suncrusader) | 117.45 | 97.7% | 2023-08-25 |
| 3787. | Andrew (anarchyao) | 117.45 | 95% | 2013-06-13 |
| 3788. | Dom (youngpioneer) | 117.45 | 97% | 2013-06-26 |
| 3789. | Donner (donnerdevie) | 117.45 | 90% | 2012-09-04 |
| 3790. | David (fuzzycheeks) | 117.44 | 99% | 2017-09-25 |
| 3791. | Chris (cburgess) | 117.44 | 98% | 2019-06-26 |
| 3792. | pingu (slowpokeboy) | 117.44 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| 3793. | hi cutie (an66atwork) | 117.44 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 3794. | aerora (imqyuu) | 117.42 | 99% | 2020-12-03 |
| 3795. | praks (praks01) | 117.42 | 99.7% | 2023-10-27 |
| 3796. | Euwern (euwerneese) | 117.42 | 98.3% | 2021-02-04 |
| 3797. | occi (occi) | 117.41 | 97% | 2019-08-04 |
| 3798. | Egrodo (egrodo) | 117.40 | 95% | 2018-06-10 |
| 3799. | StraightUpLuck ¯\_(ツ)_/Â... | 117.39 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 3800. | Shanks (abracashanksa) | 117.38 | 99% | 2014-09-20 |
| 3801. | sakhaprox (rportnoy) | 117.37 | 100% | 2019-10-09 |
| 3802. | I (willsvikki) | 117.37 | 99% | 2011-05-16 |
| 3803. | (elijahmercado2531) | 117.36 | 98.1% | 2023-10-23 |
| 3804. | Matthew (watkins7) | 117.34 | 96% | 2014-07-28 |
| 3805. | John (susissus) | 117.34 | 99% | 2016-12-09 |
| 3806. | hotdogdraven69 (mastership2) | 117.33 | 98% | 2022-05-01 |
| 3807. | Elijah (elijah0100) | 117.33 | 95% | 2013-04-02 |
| 3808. | Jamie (rium10) | 117.33 | 99% | 2021-06-21 |
| 3809. | Twitch.tv/Skibity (tyler_he... | 117.33 | 98% | 2013-05-05 |
| 3810. | w (wonton2) | 117.32 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |