The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26914. | le (ladzgo) | 61.03 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 26915. | yooooyyooooy (yooooyyooooy) | 61.03 | 95% | 2023-02-27 |
| 26916. | Joao (ninosd) | 61.03 | 94% | 2015-09-06 |
| 26917. | derek (derekj) | 61.03 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| 26918. | Wroom! (wrom) | 61.03 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 26919. | Nicola (nicnaccola) | 61.02 | 98% | 2012-10-07 |
| 26920. | Rochelle (chellenyasmin1) | 61.02 | 94% | 2016-10-15 |
| 26921. | Ice (clwo) | 61.01 | 94% | 2022-03-02 |
| 26922. | Cameron (mickeykeg) | 61.01 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 26923. | Al (bado_76) | 61.01 | 88% | 2016-05-30 |
| 26924. | Jose Manuel (slowmanl0l) | 61.01 | 95% | 2021-04-15 |
| 26925. | penpen2 (penpen2) | 61.01 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 26926. | Manjijoji (llewton) | 61.01 | 97% | 2017-06-30 |
| 26927. | Martin (moetzz) | 61.01 | 93% | 2016-11-17 |
| 26928. | whitehat (whitehat2010) | 61.01 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| 26929. | Ewa (ouifumertue) | 61.01 | 95% | 2015-07-11 |
| 26930. | Patt (rymt) | 61.00 | 94% | 2021-11-13 |
| 26931. | Obviously a hacker (obvious... | 61.00 | 91% | 2016-06-01 |
| 26932. | Frank (funkyfc) | 61.00 | 97% | 2016-05-24 |
| 26933. | Flavia (flavia_d) | 61.00 | 96% | 2019-03-15 |
| 26934. | Tom (twcxz) | 60.99 | 95% | 2023-03-06 |
| 26935. | Titaxo (titaxo) | 60.99 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 26936. | Jackie (jackie8848) | 60.99 | 96% | 2013-06-30 |
| 26937. | Christian (modernfallacy) | 60.98 | 95% | 2023-02-17 |
| 26938. | Joe (joehadlington) | 60.98 | 95% | 2021-06-07 |
| 26939. | Nyth (nyth) | 60.98 | 93% | 2016-12-05 |
| 26940. | Rafal (raaz) | 60.98 | 94% | 2014-07-08 |
| 26941. | Deacon (nightthemight) | 60.98 | 97% | 2017-10-05 |
| 26942. | Angad Ripudaman Singh (anga... | 60.97 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
| 26943. | joey69 (joey6969) | 60.97 | 99% | 2022-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |