So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29423. | Sherif Abdelsalam (fai2die) | 53.58 | 96% | 2022-12-14 |
| 29424. | Brian jay (brianjay10) | 53.58 | 95% | 2018-10-27 |
| 29425. | Kevinnnzy (kevin06) | 53.58 | 87% | 2011-08-19 |
| 29426. | Crusher (crusher007) | 53.58 | 94% | 2014-04-14 |
| 29427. | Amber (amber129023) | 53.58 | 92% | 2016-03-17 |
| 29428. | StrawHat (strawhat_amine) | 53.57 | 93.9% | 2021-02-15 |
| 29429. | youngzk (youngzk17) | 53.57 | 96% | 2023-09-25 |
| 29430. | Emily (emilicah) | 53.57 | 96.6% | 2021-02-22 |
| 29431. | Daffa (wikid15) | 53.57 | 95% | 2020-10-25 |
| 29432. | John (queeb) | 53.57 | 84% | 2016-11-11 |
| 29433. | William (willatuno) | 53.57 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 29434. | Anton (anton808) | 53.56 | 96% | 2022-11-03 |
| 29435. | Ronan (ronocoolo) | 53.56 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| 29436. | Alex (formerself) | 53.56 | 94% | 2015-02-16 |
| 29437. | yarya (yaryaaa) | 53.56 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
| 29438. | Aida (camelia) | 53.56 | — | 2009-03-14 |
| 29439. | aks (aksx) | 53.55 | 91% | 2016-12-18 |
| 29440. | r4ghuveer (r4ghuveer) | 53.55 | 95% | 2022-07-29 |
| 29441. | minnie (hiitzmemini) | 53.55 | 94% | 2020-10-17 |
| 29442. | me (hseruslihkus) | 53.55 | 96% | 2017-12-29 |
| 29443. | nishant (nishp19) | 53.55 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 29444. | Obviously a hacker (obvious... | 53.55 | 91% | 2016-04-18 |
| 29445. | Rahin (rahin21) | 53.54 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 29446. | Vanja (njavex) | 53.54 | 94% | 2022-01-08 |
| 29447. | ScholarGoblin (scholargoblin) | 53.54 | 93% | 2023-06-22 |
| 29448. | BlackBeardTyping (3lack3ear... | 53.54 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 29449. | Kevin (kevin0108) | 53.54 | 94% | 2021-02-04 |
| 29450. | MinIcArdI (minicardi) | 53.54 | 90% | 2014-01-10 |
| 29451. | Bartek (baryla69) | 53.54 | 95% | 2016-05-22 |
| 29452. | omar (amoori22222) | 53.53 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |