The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7074. | Juan Miguel (migzmigzmigz) | 96.20 | 94% | 2014-05-26 |
| 7075. | E (norcalvb) | 96.20 | — | 2010-09-21 |
| 7076. | surgeonix (surgeonix) | 96.20 | 97% | 2012-09-20 |
| 7077. | Hian Zing (peperon321) | 96.19 | 95% | 2015-07-12 |
| 7078. | pl (dirtygoldfish) | 96.19 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 7079. | failzor2 (failzor2) | 96.19 | 97% | 2016-07-12 |
| 7080. | ginginggaang (cremleme) | 96.18 | 98% | 2022-05-02 |
| 7081. | da (causenetsofv) | 96.18 | 99% | 2021-05-12 |
| 7082. | Faith (bugz2007) | 96.17 | 98% | 2012-11-24 |
| 7083. | kylichuku (kylichuku) | 96.17 | 91% | 2012-05-18 |
| 7084. | kmkkmk (kmkkmk) | 96.17 | 99% | 2016-04-26 |
| 7085. | Marko (alchemist1) | 96.17 | 98% | 2017-07-05 |
| 7086. | Babette (plidsi) | 96.17 | 98% | 2012-02-15 |
| 7087. | صبر (morocco01) | 96.16 | 98.6% | 2023-09-10 |
| 7088. | Marcus (marcus2518) | 96.16 | 92% | 2013-10-25 |
| 7089. | Kelvin (winlost2) | 96.16 | 97% | 2017-04-04 |
| 7090. | Marco Q. (corzair) | 96.15 | 96% | 2015-08-19 |
| 7091. | Reckful RIP (micbee) | 96.15 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
| 7092. | Robert (karayicki) | 96.15 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
| 7093. | keystroker03 (sserium) | 96.15 | 98% | 2019-07-23 |
| 7094. | Ethan (bewilderex63) | 96.15 | 97% | 2016-10-18 |
| 7095. | Page (obnoxious) | 96.15 | 91% | 2014-04-11 |
| 7096. | blitzwing (blitzwing) | 96.14 | 93% | 2015-09-09 |
| 7097. | Robert (robnekaj) | 96.13 | 97% | 2023-02-03 |
| 7098. | fish (fishoverlord) | 96.13 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
| 7099. | MS (damanthc) | 96.13 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 7100. | Kayla (kaylasteffens) | 96.13 | 97% | 2015-12-30 |
| 7101. | Anthony (dammitanthony) | 96.12 | 95% | 2016-08-23 |
| 7102. | Delgerskhn (thege) | 96.12 | 99% | 2021-05-18 |
| 7103. | Rikaard (rikaard) | 96.12 | 94% | 2011-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |