The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28613. | Dean (stainedclass) | 57.10 | — | 2009-01-09 |
| 28614. | Amin (aminkr) | 57.09 | 90% | 2015-11-25 |
| 28615. | Matt (dealz) | 57.09 | 95% | 2016-09-05 |
| 28616. | MrSofo (bigsofo41) | 57.08 | 94.4% | 2023-10-02 |
| 28617. | Daniel (dan1el) | 57.08 | 93% | 2013-04-26 |
| 28618. | Zackary (realyslow) | 57.08 | 92% | 2013-08-03 |
| 28619. | Parsi (parsisaren) | 57.08 | 96% | 2016-10-17 |
| 28620. | Pham (paladin_3895) | 57.08 | 97% | 2011-11-22 |
| 28621. | Matt (mdcfalcon) | 57.08 | 95% | 2016-08-29 |
| 28622. | Adarsh M A (adarshm39) | 57.07 | 95% | 2023-08-24 |
| 28623. | seuu (minwastaken) | 57.07 | 95.7% | 2023-05-25 |
| 28624. | Shawcha (shawcha20) | 57.07 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 28625. | Abel (doubleaa_13) | 57.07 | 93% | 2015-08-17 |
| 28626. | Bryan (sr00900) | 57.07 | — | 2009-07-23 |
| 28627. | Tac (akotac) | 57.07 | 92% | 2013-03-26 |
| 28628. | Roger (relevencione) | 57.07 | 98% | 2012-06-21 |
| 28629. | azzkykr (nbl_86) | 57.06 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 28630. | FootedPear (ryanpear0) | 57.06 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 28631. | 鐘 (obarisk) | 57.06 | 92% | 2014-12-24 |
| 28632. | Seara (seara) | 57.06 | — | 2010-10-12 |
| 28633. | angry_grandad (angry_grandad) | 57.05 | 96% | 2021-09-28 |
| 28634. | dober (ainokea) | 57.05 | 89% | 2012-03-09 |
| 28635. | fuapica (fuapica) | 57.04 | 93% | 2014-02-16 |
| 28636. | Free 🍉🍉 (abdoali) | 57.04 | 95% | 2023-03-21 |
| 28637. | adilet_ (adilet_524) | 57.04 | 95% | 2022-08-02 |
| 28638. | tstats[shanyg] (shanyg) | 57.04 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| 28639. | DankFarm (dankfarm) | 57.04 | 93% | 2020-07-25 |
| 28640. | Miroslaw (mbo24) | 57.04 | 91% | 2014-02-13 |
| 28641. | Khang (manhkhangvn) | 57.04 | 92% | 2014-02-13 |
| 28642. | oanh (maioanh) | 57.04 | 94% | 2011-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |