As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7917. | wiyu (wiyu) | 89.26 | 97.8% | 2023-06-24 |
| 7918. | Keys (disappointed_d) | 89.26 | 97% | 2020-04-08 |
| 7919. | strayduck (strayduck) | 89.25 | 99.3% | 2024-11-05 |
| 7920. | Zhenrui (rasuulah) | 89.25 | 93% | 2016-12-25 |
| 7921. | jfrogger88 (jfrogger88) | 89.24 | 97% | 2026-03-07 |
| 7922. | Belgarde (reiner24) | 89.24 | 96.1% | 2023-07-12 |
| 7923. | Apprentoc (apprentoc) | 89.24 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
| 7924. | Danny (iidannyt) | 89.24 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 7925. | Driew (driew) | 89.24 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 7926. | yj (yjsnpi) | 89.24 | 93% | 2015-08-12 |
| 7927. | Dambi (tomino) | 89.24 | 98.3% | 2024-07-23 |
| 7928. | dixon (dixonticonderoga) | 89.23 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
| 7929. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 89.22 | 98% | 2025-11-26 |
| 7930. | ethan (minimomo) | 89.22 | 99% | 2021-09-12 |
| 7931. | Aytac (aytac_neigel27) | 89.22 | 98% | 2022-08-28 |
| 7932. | Joel (xsinova) | 89.22 | 100% | 2017-12-07 |
| 7933. | Markus Simic (its_raspyii) | 89.21 | 97.6% | 2025-05-26 |
| 7934. | kwer (kwerwurgor) | 89.21 | 97% | 2017-06-07 |
| 7935. | Hamood (obamathebunga) | 89.21 | 97% | 2024-10-19 |
| 7936. | Grammy (gramm_y) | 89.21 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 7937. | Isauro (mati002) | 89.21 | 98% | 2018-06-11 |
| 7938. | Yuzu (rice_senpai) | 89.20 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 7939. | Mason (nosamnm) | 89.20 | 96% | 2021-09-17 |
| 7940. | Guest (pr0grammer98) | 89.20 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 7941. | joe (lerler246) | 89.20 | 97% | 2019-09-22 |
| 7942. | AJ (zap101) | 89.20 | 92% | 2016-04-01 |
| 7943. | chan (blackstarnova) | 89.20 | 90% | 2015-06-11 |
| 7944. | Kaiser (kaiser0) | 89.19 | 97% | 2025-12-08 |
| 7945. | Aidan (aidanb) | 89.19 | 96% | 2015-06-18 |
| 7946. | Jz (mercuryl) | 89.19 | 97% | 2018-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |