The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27929. | Anpan (anpan) | 70.52 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| 27930. | Sanjay (sanjaypra555) | 70.52 | 92% | 2017-04-06 |
| 27931. | Eric (vallok) | 70.52 | 89% | 2014-11-03 |
| 27932. | មុន្នី(Khmer) (... | 70.52 | 96% | 2016-11-09 |
| 27933. | eli (ikke) | 70.52 | — | 2009-01-09 |
| 27934. | Long (greenlongvn) | 70.52 | 98% | 2013-04-18 |
| 27935. | Michael (mwalter32123) | 70.51 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
| 27936. | Vinith (vinithmoduguru) | 70.51 | 99% | 2021-04-16 |
| 27937. | Cezou (cezou) | 70.51 | 95% | 2022-03-31 |
| 27938. | (weeping_weeblet) | 70.51 | 94% | 2023-01-14 |
| 27939. | Ivan (whitethorn) | 70.51 | 98% | 2022-02-05 |
| 27940. | Kaleb (penguinunreal) | 70.51 | 90% | 2016-03-29 |
| 27941. | Rolf (epostenmin) | 70.51 | 89% | 2014-11-27 |
| 27942. | Ming (shemilly) | 70.51 | 93% | 2012-09-30 |
| 27943. | asfd (gemaayan97) | 70.51 | 95% | 2014-01-26 |
| 27944. | Vova (senya) | 70.51 | 97% | 2011-12-19 |
| 27945. | Jens (j3w7) | 70.50 | 99% | 2014-03-03 |
| 27946. | bit harsh (gifman) | 70.50 | 95% | 2023-05-20 |
| 27947. | Chaz (chazmus) | 70.50 | 96% | 2014-05-19 |
| 27948. | Funki (funki2night) | 70.50 | 95% | 2021-04-21 |
| 27949. | Kevin (obamacare69) | 70.50 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 27950. | Dean (cptdean) | 70.49 | 92% | 2016-02-18 |
| 27951. | Simon (simonk0o) | 70.49 | 95% | 2022-03-11 |
| 27952. | Blazing (blazingsoda) | 70.49 | 100% | 2023-05-05 |
| 27953. | Rip - Meech (bblgod) | 70.49 | 94% | 2021-03-12 |
| 27954. | tonami (taskbearer) | 70.49 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 27955. | Heusen (abent14) | 70.49 | 93% | 2016-07-18 |
| 27956. | Emerson (schmiller) | 70.48 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
| 27957. | Eyad Sabi (grandzoma) | 70.48 | 93.9% | 2023-10-13 |
| 27958. | rakvat (rakvat) | 70.48 | 100% | 2014-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |