So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
9314. | Glizzy (glizzy_god69) | 86.67 | 99.1% | 2021-02-08 |
9315. | Taylor (typinggirl17) | 86.67 | 95% | 2015-12-20 |
9316. | Stevie (sspickler7) | 86.66 | 94% | 2015-10-26 |
9317. | blob (blobery) | 86.66 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
9318. | Eila (eila) | 86.66 | — | 2009-04-25 |
9319. | toomuchdog (kevin2041) | 86.66 | — | 2009-02-13 |
9320. | hr (hereticalrants) | 86.66 | 99% | 2015-07-20 |
9321. | DiLiP (chiyya) | 86.66 | 96% | 2013-09-05 |
9322. | L0G0S (logos_) | 86.65 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
9323. | Cary Grant (garycrant) | 86.65 | 97% | 2023-06-05 |
9324. | Dodge (dvdge) | 86.65 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
9325. | Doom (omnipotentbeing) | 86.65 | 95% | 2019-07-05 |
9326. | Comr (cmr_tirk00) | 86.65 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
9327. | greed (greedthelazy) | 86.65 | 97% | 2023-03-31 |
9328. | Nocturnal_Tofu (entity_01) | 86.65 | 99% | 2018-07-23 |
9329. | vivian (vvn_g) | 86.65 | 94% | 2013-06-24 |
9330. | Type (del7mike) | 86.64 | 93% | 2016-02-18 |
9331. | obada (obada_yahya) | 86.64 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
9332. | Dog (octixam) | 86.64 | 93% | 2013-12-18 |
9333. | Meet (mhscool) | 86.64 | 94% | 2017-03-06 |
9334. | Travis (lath) | 86.63 | 90% | 2016-04-28 |
9335. | pono (pnawan) | 86.63 | 96% | 2022-06-07 |
9336. | Le (cheza) | 86.63 | 96% | 2021-10-07 |
9337. | Grelgor (grelgor) | 86.62 | 95% | 2021-04-06 |
9338. | Subhaan (subhaan) | 86.62 | 96% | 2023-07-30 |
9339. | HEAD (head_hunter) | 86.62 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
9340. | Carl (carlstanson) | 86.62 | 98% | 2016-04-11 |
9341. | None (populkee) | 86.61 | 96% | 2021-10-02 |
9342. | Ember (w00tzorz656) | 86.61 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
9343. | Ben (wildben) | 86.61 | 89% | 2016-09-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |