So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28938. | ifworseyourebad (type_litmu... | 54.49 | 96% | 2023-07-14 |
| 28939. | plusultratyper (bellpepper) | 54.49 | 95% | 2022-01-24 |
| 28940. | Neutrino (sbuster) | 54.49 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 28941. | Dzulfikar (dzulfikaraf) | 54.49 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 28942. | Noor (noor002) | 54.49 | 96% | 2018-02-08 |
| 28943. | Eric (reefguzzler) | 54.49 | 93% | 2017-02-27 |
| 28944. | Peter (peterm512) | 54.49 | 92% | 2013-11-09 |
| 28945. | D (bacchus_d) | 54.49 | 88% | 2014-04-29 |
| 28946. | Fake (nugget_in_space) | 54.48 | 94% | 2023-07-13 |
| 28947. | Ryan (bioforgedog) | 54.48 | 95% | 2016-09-19 |
| 28948. | Mohammad (mhmmdkholani) | 54.48 | 95% | 2023-05-03 |
| 28949. | Mina (minajacob) | 54.48 | 93% | 2021-04-23 |
| 28950. | Ben (goodyben123) | 54.48 | 95% | 2020-04-24 |
| 28951. | Aldiyar (cowboyfromhell) | 54.48 | 93% | 2019-10-24 |
| 28952. | Echo (echo316) | 54.48 | 94% | 2019-10-08 |
| 28953. | Geust (flypaste) | 54.48 | 95% | 2014-03-11 |
| 28954. | Molly (mollym15) | 54.47 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 28955. | Dan (eltypist) | 54.47 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 28956. | Silver (psilverfish) | 54.47 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
| 28957. | Yassin (meddyassin) | 54.47 | 96% | 2021-10-21 |
| 28958. | Ozzy (oasis) | 54.47 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 28959. | Trung (nguyentrung_hmu) | 54.47 | 92% | 2014-05-16 |
| 28960. | J (iamrising) | 54.47 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 28961. | Elvin (yipstar) | 54.47 | 90% | 2013-08-27 |
| 28962. | marie (cyma) | 54.47 | — | 2010-03-03 |
| 28963. | Andrea (djciarls) | 54.47 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 28964. | carlos (zhurrey) | 54.47 | 95% | 2018-09-20 |
| 28965. | Saul (sburman) | 54.47 | 95% | 2016-07-15 |
| 28966. | le (phuc_day) | 54.47 | — | 2008-10-17 |
| 28967. | Manish (manish4916) | 54.47 | 97% | 2017-08-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |