As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19033. | Tintallë (nparadigm) | 64.00 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 19034. | Nicholas (mangoboxer) | 63.99 | 95% | 2022-12-20 |
| 19035. | Conner (connerdavenport) | 63.99 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 19036. | Gytis (gpgytis) | 63.99 | 97% | 2020-08-09 |
| 19037. | davey (veciero) | 63.98 | 97% | 2017-10-11 |
| 19038. | Brandon (botobran) | 63.98 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 19039. | Deja_Vu (deja__vu) | 63.98 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 19040. | Keke (keezthequeen) | 63.97 | 98% | 2023-09-30 |
| 19041. | Benjamin Martin (benjamin_m... | 63.97 | 95% | 2022-11-06 |
| 19042. | Luke (lukeg1209) | 63.97 | 96% | 2023-03-04 |
| 19043. | tajmahal (rithz) | 63.97 | 98% | 2016-10-23 |
| 19044. | Aarvaan (aarvaan) | 63.96 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
| 19045. | Mark (mr_k1ttens) | 63.96 | 96.2% | 2021-02-04 |
| 19046. | Nathan (bad_typist_six_nine) | 63.96 | 97.4% | 2021-02-02 |
| 19047. | Ross (nectarineicecoffee) | 63.95 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
| 19048. | Nyth (nyth) | 63.95 | 95% | 2016-11-27 |
| 19049. | VILTRUMITECORR (eschalawt) | 63.94 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 19050. | El (shrekforeverafter) | 63.94 | 95% | 2023-01-29 |
| 19051. | bobby (aarontiania) | 63.94 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
| 19052. | Son (son_ngo_viet) | 63.94 | 95% | 2021-08-25 |
| 19053. | 🔯🚀 yaron :) (salenger) | 63.94 | 98% | 2017-07-23 |
| 19054. | Adam (oadaam) | 63.94 | 97% | 2019-03-12 |
| 19055. | ನವೀನ (Navi) (naveen... | 63.94 | 96% | 2017-05-15 |
| 19056. | p_grogan (p_grogan) | 63.93 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
| 19057. | Adam (waffelele) | 63.93 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 19058. | Mark (reaver_king) | 63.93 | 95% | 2015-10-27 |
| 19059. | Payas (payas) | 63.93 | 94% | 2015-08-23 |
| 19060. | Saugat (acharya_saugat) | 63.93 | 91% | 2016-03-15 |
| 19061. | E-nc (dabussy69) | 63.92 | 99% | 2023-04-26 |
| 19062. | seuu (minwastaken) | 63.92 | 95.1% | 2023-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |