See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14479. | Malfoy (malfoy69420) | 68.40 | 95.2% | 2023-06-02 |
| 14480. | Peter (cint) | 68.39 | 99% | 2022-01-22 |
| 14481. | tstats[j4cksox] (j4cksox) | 68.39 | 96% | 2023-04-21 |
| 14482. | gamal (gamal123) | 68.39 | 95% | 2023-02-17 |
| 14483. | Anzaan (darkzanzan) | 68.38 | 94% | 2021-09-14 |
| 14484. | Alexis (demizer) | 68.38 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 14485. | ChelseaSmile (ip0d34thsp1r1t) | 68.38 | 98% | 2024-11-04 |
| 14486. | El Jefe (el_jefe) | 68.38 | 96% | 2019-08-22 |
| 14487. | James (jamesbt365) | 68.37 | 94% | 2021-08-24 |
| 14488. | Genjrengs (genjrengz) | 68.37 | 96% | 2022-11-07 |
| 14489. | David (dmed519) | 68.37 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 14490. | Ethan (ninjakirbyecr) | 68.37 | 94% | 2022-12-14 |
| 14491. | Ameer (ameeryaqoob) | 68.37 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 14492. | hero (hero00) | 68.36 | 96% | 2024-01-16 |
| 14493. | Ahmed (uproo) | 68.36 | 98% | 2022-09-05 |
| 14494. | annelise (annelise123) | 68.36 | 95% | 2022-09-14 |
| 14495. | O_m_e_g_A (o_mega09) | 68.35 | 96.5% | 2024-12-19 |
| 14496. | Er Karan Joshi (erkaranjoshi_) | 68.35 | 98% | 2025-09-20 |
| 14497. | jan (toxicwasabi) | 68.35 | 94% | 2021-11-11 |
| 14498. | Ethan (etstein) | 68.35 | 95% | 2021-11-04 |
| 14499. | Ephemeral (kurumi_tokisakixx) | 68.35 | 98% | 2022-11-16 |
| 14500. | Aljaž (lojzetka) | 68.35 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 14501. | China (chinagundaraj) | 68.35 | 98% | 2021-04-10 |
| 14502. | tito (titoreo) | 68.35 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
| 14503. | j (jburnette) | 68.35 | 94% | 2019-05-15 |
| 14504. | Denis (me4ls_0n_whee1s) | 68.34 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 14505. | Krzysztof (krist0ff) | 68.34 | 98% | 2022-02-06 |
| 14506. | Benjamin (benjamin_96) | 68.33 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 14507. | Otakranio (otakranio) | 68.33 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 14508. | Vortex (vort) | 68.33 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |