When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14123. | TastyApple (tastyapple) | 72.30 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 14124. | Jorge (nogoodlul) | 72.30 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
| 14125. | NickSupreme (nicksupreme17) | 72.28 | 95% | 2019-11-24 |
| 14126. | Klunky (liamrob) | 72.28 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 14127. | Bob (mrgeeses) | 72.28 | 95% | 2023-03-01 |
| 14128. | BASIL (basilps123) | 72.28 | 97% | 2019-06-22 |
| 14129. | Storm Shadow (samitrai) | 72.28 | 99% | 2017-07-14 |
| 14130. | Tom (tombertoli) | 72.28 | 94% | 2019-10-28 |
| 14131. | tstats[typingsid02] (typing... | 72.27 | 96% | 2022-09-11 |
| 14132. | Nel (grizzacheese) | 72.27 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 14133. | Phuong (vuonghdphuong) | 72.27 | 98% | 2019-03-16 |
| 14134. | Jonathan (compurgator) | 72.26 | 97% | 2022-05-07 |
| 14135. | Jayden (jiiidaaan) | 72.26 | 95.9% | 2023-08-22 |
| 14136. | ninnroot (cryogenesis) | 72.26 | 95% | 2022-07-16 |
| 14137. | Robert (eroth_) | 72.26 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 14138. | Axel (scorchill) | 72.26 | 98% | 2022-01-31 |
| 14139. | O_m_e_g_A (o_mega09) | 72.25 | 97% | 2025-04-05 |
| 14140. | Juris (jurisenpaiikun) | 72.25 | 97% | 2018-05-02 |
| 14141. | An (linkinben158993) | 72.25 | 96% | 2019-04-29 |
| 14142. | Sloth (intriguedsloth) | 72.24 | 94% | 2025-03-11 |
| 14143. | Jivvy (jivvy6) | 72.24 | 95% | 2021-03-09 |
| 14144. | Cheng Loke (lordwiz) | 72.24 | 96% | 2020-06-16 |
| 14145. | Juan (breadaf) | 72.24 | 95% | 2020-08-16 |
| 14146. | themeaningofluff (themeanin... | 72.24 | 87% | 2017-01-26 |
| 14147. | Steven (stevenrags) | 72.23 | 96% | 2022-08-24 |
| 14148. | Radu (rhadoo611) | 72.23 | 94% | 2025-11-10 |
| 14149. | memmoman (memmo) | 72.23 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 14150. | Jonathan (swatjkon) | 72.22 | 95% | 2021-10-22 |
| 14151. | Jejalhe (kimxogks) | 72.22 | 96% | 2019-08-12 |
| 14152. | Daniel (nodasch) | 72.22 | 96% | 2023-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |