Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14248. | ScholarGoblin (scholargoblin) | 64.21 | 95% | 2023-06-13 |
| 14249. | soslow (speedlimit65er) | 64.21 | 98% | 2021-02-19 |
| 14250. | Mongol (molgoviliam) | 64.20 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 14251. | nadeem (nadeemgujjar) | 64.19 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
| 14252. | Al (alriad) | 64.18 | 96% | 2022-11-12 |
| 14253. | segfault (segfault25) | 64.18 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 14254. | Taki (patini) | 64.17 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 14255. | Tom (totallytom) | 64.17 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 14256. | Slow Dog (evillorddenie) | 64.16 | 97% | 2023-10-14 |
| 14257. | Randy (beepsandboops) | 64.16 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 14258. | chetan (chetan69) | 64.16 | 95% | 2022-09-22 |
| 14259. | Matt (mattyb15) | 64.14 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 14260. | Jay (bluemagefalconia) | 64.13 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 14261. | Kayson (mnemonicaa) | 64.13 | 98% | 2020-04-28 |
| 14262. | Edvin (cowsmacker69) | 64.13 | 95.7% | 2021-02-11 |
| 14263. | Pman (pman4life) | 64.12 | 95% | 2023-10-22 |
| 14264. | 1asdf (posijab) | 64.11 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 14265. | William (willyutoo) | 64.11 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 14266. | NULL; (ny_typing) | 64.11 | 96% | 2020-12-25 |
| 14267. | Rudi (degoractus) | 64.10 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 14268. | Safer (leafm) | 64.10 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 14269. | ilia (ilia0kc) | 64.10 | 95% | 2021-01-28 |
| 14270. | cesare (cesare1) | 64.09 | 97.5% | 2023-05-18 |
| 14271. | Guest (riotjune) | 64.09 | 98.8% | 2023-06-16 |
| 14272. | REDATEDXXX (redatedx1) | 64.08 | 94.7% | 2025-03-02 |
| 14273. | Yazan (yazan_al) | 64.08 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
| 14274. | ninja (ehsaas) | 64.07 | 93% | 2020-10-10 |
| 14275. | Devesh (titu_singh) | 64.06 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 14276. | Adel (adel_refaie) | 64.06 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 14277. | Pablo (p1blis81) | 64.06 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |