I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2181. | Seba (nalnah5) | 117.85 | 99% | 2022-05-29 |
| 2182. | Wrest (wrest) | 117.85 | 99% | 2017-07-06 |
| 2183. | killy grim (pastries) | 117.83 | 99% | 2023-10-09 |
| 2184. | Tempepper (smintz) | 117.83 | 97.5% | 2025-01-09 |
| 2185. | Muhammad (muhammad_s) | 117.82 | 99% | 2017-07-31 |
| 2186. | Michael (someone12135) | 117.81 | 99% | 2022-12-21 |
| 2187. | Cryp_ted (crypted06) | 117.80 | 99% | 2022-01-20 |
| 2188. | Mahmood Thompson (mat_i) | 117.76 | 99% | 2023-01-30 |
| 2189. | Dirk (hobarey) | 117.75 | 98% | 2017-12-04 |
| 2190. | Bill (billzheng15) | 117.75 | 99% | 2023-02-26 |
| 2191. | Felix (thehappycatfelix) | 117.74 | 98.3% | 2023-05-28 |
| 2192. | William (giantpandashirt) | 117.74 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 2193. | Quiero (quierodeath) | 117.74 | 96% | 2018-09-23 |
| 2194. | Alfred (alfoz88) | 117.73 | 99% | 2018-11-07 |
| 2195. | Raymond (crayray) | 117.72 | 100% | 2020-01-02 |
| 2196. | cecilia (plumerias) | 117.72 | 98.6% | 2023-05-24 |
| 2197. | spidergrass (spidergrass) | 117.70 | 99% | 2024-12-10 |
| 2198. | Nathaniel (nvolfango) | 117.70 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 2199. | Ryan (carefullyslow) | 117.69 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 2200. | Trurl (travisdick) | 117.69 | 95% | 2019-11-07 |
| 2201. | Sticky Ricky (sticky_ricky) | 117.67 | 97.7% | 2025-01-31 |
| 2202. | 🐱👤 (loomi) | 117.63 | 98% | 2019-08-10 |
| 2203. | Gareth (boomminecraft8) | 117.61 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
| 2204. | ccc (friz27) | 117.60 | 97.5% | 2025-03-14 |
| 2205. | no one (diendah) | 117.59 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 2206. | Pranay (pbt17) | 117.58 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 2207. | str (sleepallday) | 117.56 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 2208. | Ji (urzz4eva) | 117.55 | 99% | 2020-09-08 |
| 2209. | kane (kanekane) | 117.54 | 96.7% | 2025-05-01 |
| 2210. | av (avnitp) | 117.54 | 98% | 2025-04-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |