Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25382. | dirty fingers (dirty_fingers) | 60.44 | — | 2009-09-06 |
| 25383. | ksm123 [colemak+browns] (ks... | 60.44 | 97% | 2014-10-10 |
| 25384. | Jack (fundamental) | 60.44 | — | 2009-12-14 |
| 25385. | hi (hi__) | 60.44 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 25386. | Jude (_mermaid_man_) | 60.44 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 25387. | oscar (oscarhinxdd) | 60.44 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 25388. | Ruel Ryan (ruelryan) | 60.44 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 25389. | hhg (hhg2) | 60.43 | 97% | 2016-07-15 |
| 25390. | Alex (nectarusa) | 60.43 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 25391. | grantgoosten (grantgoosten22) | 60.43 | 92% | 2021-05-11 |
| 25392. | angel (angeldcm) | 60.43 | 94% | 2022-12-10 |
| 25393. | Mark (piluncraeshgt) | 60.43 | 94% | 2015-03-17 |
| 25394. | Eequla (quintaboy) | 60.43 | 93% | 2017-06-15 |
| 25395. | Aashil (aashil) | 60.42 | 96% | 2016-05-27 |
| 25396. | Mohammad (gamebeware) | 60.42 | 92% | 2014-11-11 |
| 25397. | slippedfinger (alpha_centauri) | 60.42 | 96% | 2021-11-21 |
| 25398. | Thiago (marano) | 60.41 | 97% | 2011-09-20 |
| 25399. | Yohana (yanti) | 60.41 | 92% | 2011-11-16 |
| 25400. | Omar (omarsavaash20) | 60.41 | 96% | 2023-07-17 |
| 25401. | Victor (nvctis) | 60.41 | 95% | 2023-03-31 |
| 25402. | Blaž (drevesar) | 60.41 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 25403. | Rik (rikoord) | 60.41 | 96% | 2022-11-30 |
| 25404. | Taylor (taystyle124) | 60.40 | 95% | 2013-11-15 |
| 25405. | MNM (mnmnour) | 60.40 | 95% | 2017-11-11 |
| 25406. | bach (bachrice) | 60.40 | — | 2009-06-10 |
| 25407. | Jesper (jesperr) | 60.40 | 94% | 2021-01-08 |
| 25408. | ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... | 60.40 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 25409. | justin (justinle0110) | 60.40 | 95% | 2020-02-28 |
| 25410. | (discord: risheek.) (risheek7) | 60.40 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 25411. | Terminator (dr_nefarious) | 60.39 | 90% | 2017-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |