So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29953. | Kaleb (titanicswell) | 52.91 | 98% | 2017-12-31 |
| 29954. | Piotr (tonsik) | 52.91 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 29955. | Sergi (brutusmag) | 52.91 | 99% | 2019-02-24 |
| 29956. | Glitch (glitch_is) | 52.91 | 85% | 2015-02-14 |
| 29957. | fear4good (fear4good) | 52.91 | 90% | 2015-10-22 |
| 29958. | Brahim (aguedou) | 52.91 | 94% | 2014-09-09 |
| 29959. | Nyxel (nyxel) | 52.90 | 92% | 2023-01-20 |
| 29960. | Kattaray (katteray) | 52.90 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 29961. | JustinBeaver (vjustin) | 52.90 | 94% | 2016-02-13 |
| 29962. | amir (sharifuniversity) | 52.90 | 90% | 2014-08-12 |
| 29963. | Charlie (mittalmar) | 52.90 | 96% | 2016-09-12 |
| 29964. | roden (guts0321) | 52.90 | 92% | 2016-11-30 |
| 29965. | Delilah (delilah) | 52.90 | — | 2008-10-17 |
| 29966. | Flap (flapk) | 52.89 | 96% | 2019-03-29 |
| 29967. | Hunter (slipperyudder) | 52.89 | 91% | 2016-01-15 |
| 29968. | pd (engineer) | 52.89 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 29969. | Abdullah (abdo5bxx) | 52.88 | 97% | 2022-05-19 |
| 29970. | Leon (klipsy) | 52.88 | 93% | 2013-08-16 |
| 29971. | Victor (nvctis) | 52.88 | 95% | 2023-02-16 |
| 29972. | Thomas (thomy188) | 52.88 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 29973. | Alexa (sxylxy) | 52.88 | 91% | 2013-07-15 |
| 29974. | Noah (namtracire) | 52.88 | 93% | 2014-12-29 |
| 29975. | Brenton (brentboy) | 52.88 | — | 2009-05-03 |
| 29976. | Ryan (acemaverick) | 52.88 | 94% | 2016-11-01 |
| 29977. | Depota (depota) | 52.87 | 96% | 2023-07-22 |
| 29978. | Random Sri lankan (sandigoc... | 52.87 | 94% | 2021-08-01 |
| 29979. | Legal (legaltyper) | 52.87 | 95% | 2022-07-04 |
| 29980. | Kareem (kimocool) | 52.87 | 87% | 2015-04-14 |
| 29981. | Aadil (aadee) | 52.87 | 94% | 2016-12-17 |
| 29982. | BongoBasher (ryan626165) | 52.87 | 94% | 2020-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |