The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9557. | SLADE99 (slade99) | 90.04 | — | 2008-09-09 |
| 9558. | Nina (ninalam) | 90.04 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 9559. | Natchanon (irmia223) | 90.03 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 9560. | Schumacher (rossi46) | 90.03 | 97% | 2015-05-28 |
| 9561. | DrApe (howardshan) | 90.03 | 96% | 2014-05-09 |
| 9562. | YOUR DAD IS SEXY & HANDSOME... | 90.03 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 9563. | I'm bad at typing (uzumakid... | 90.03 | 96% | 2021-06-05 |
| 9564. | ren (lapoica) | 90.03 | 90% | 2011-12-08 |
| 9565. | Azhar (azhar) | 90.03 | 100% | 2015-02-20 |
| 9566. | Anton (frjoachim) | 90.03 | 97% | 2016-01-15 |
| 9567. | Milo (milokov) | 90.02 | 98% | 2023-03-02 |
| 9568. | Enver (enverhoxha) | 90.02 | 97% | 2019-04-23 |
| 9569. | Fat (fatmonkeyman991) | 90.02 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 9570. | Shane (wakalaka) | 90.02 | 92% | 2012-06-25 |
| 9571. | Aseem (reigning_king) | 90.02 | 99% | 2016-05-20 |
| 9572. | Snail (nickbiophysics) | 90.02 | 97% | 2012-06-14 |
| 9573. | ZiGG (ziggyqq) | 90.01 | 94% | 2014-02-25 |
| 9574. | Krish (krishkat) | 90.01 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 9575. | Ilia (ilyakleyman) | 90.01 | 96% | 2014-11-11 |
| 9576. | Fara (holafaola) | 90.01 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 9577. | Giovanny (nuzzig) | 90.01 | 95% | 2014-03-18 |
| 9578. | Vijay (pattisapu) | 90.01 | 88% | 2016-03-29 |
| 9579. | wow (kitzin) | 90.01 | 98% | 2019-06-02 |
| 9580. | Ron (thtguyovrthr) | 90.01 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 9581. | Ev (finev) | 90.00 | — | 2010-09-22 |
| 9582. | zeeeef (seezylol) | 90.00 | 93% | 2015-04-30 |
| 9583. | Andy (philivox) | 90.00 | 96% | 2019-05-04 |
| 9584. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 90.00 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
| 9585. | Periwinkle (niknik2121) | 89.99 | 96% | 2016-09-12 |
| 9586. | Aleksander (acidix) | 89.99 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |