So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27993. | Quarter (quarter) | 55.84 | 92% | 2016-09-20 |
| 27994. | Type O (jriven42@msn.com) | 55.84 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 27995. | Saringan (saringan) | 55.84 | 93% | 2016-09-01 |
| 27996. | Yuan (yuanyutwo) | 55.83 | 94% | 2017-08-15 |
| 27997. | Didyousayit? (sarah28) | 55.83 | 86% | 2011-12-28 |
| 27998. | Crystal (notcrystal) | 55.83 | 95% | 2018-10-28 |
| 27999. | Vân (nhvha81) | 55.83 | — | 2009-06-03 |
| 28000. | cosmocarp (cosmocarp) | 55.82 | 94% | 2023-01-06 |
| 28001. | Seeyasucka! (akkadbakkad) | 55.82 | 94% | 2022-12-29 |
| 28002. | Shirito (shirito) | 55.82 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 28003. | anhtiep (anhtiep) | 55.82 | — | 2009-03-07 |
| 28004. | Dang (minhdungonly) | 55.82 | 95% | 2013-02-06 |
| 28005. | gerry (gsihaj5) | 55.81 | 95% | 2016-10-07 |
| 28006. | Sri (nanicharan23) | 55.81 | 93.7% | 2021-02-28 |
| 28007. | Mitch (karmawaits) | 55.81 | 92% | 2014-12-21 |
| 28008. | Saugat (acharya_saugat) | 55.81 | 93% | 2015-08-26 |
| 28009. | Fricoman (ltossit) | 55.80 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| 28010. | ayy (ayy_cocotype17) | 55.80 | 93% | 2023-01-10 |
| 28011. | Lalith (nivas17) | 55.80 | 97.7% | 2023-06-26 |
| 28012. | Modem (bankdemzasis1) | 55.80 | 94% | 2020-12-08 |
| 28013. | ナッティ (nutty7t) | 55.80 | 97% | 2020-06-11 |
| 28014. | Finky (tinimilman) | 55.80 | 95% | 2013-08-09 |
| 28015. | Pookie (pookie) | 55.80 | — | 2008-08-21 |
| 28016. | JOSEPHAT (manyonyi) | 55.80 | 92% | 2017-01-02 |
| 28017. | codemaedb (codemaedb) | 55.79 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 28018. | Dmitry (dornatsky) | 55.79 | 95% | 2011-08-19 |
| 28019. | Jacob (jacobjaink) | 55.79 | 94% | 2012-07-05 |
| 28020. | BryceG (annualc) | 55.78 | 94% | 2022-08-30 |
| 28021. | eric (strokes1979) | 55.78 | 98% | 2015-11-10 |
| 28022. | Sarah (gwood) | 55.78 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |