Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20147. | Goldey (goldey) | 68.50 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 20148. | borhme (borhme) | 68.50 | 96% | 2012-09-18 |
| 20149. | Amanda (pandabot0407) | 68.49 | 97% | 2014-03-20 |
| 20150. | Anirudh (anirudhrudr) | 68.49 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 20151. | Giorgio (juryedits) | 68.49 | 91% | 2017-04-01 |
| 20152. | Ezel (aldidoanta) | 68.49 | 99% | 2023-04-18 |
| 20153. | Dude (sleazyeazy) | 68.49 | 97.6% | 2021-02-21 |
| 20154. | Mr.Pemguimn (nhatltm) | 68.49 | 95% | 2021-10-08 |
| 20155. | Devan (devan) | 68.48 | — | 2009-03-27 |
| 20156. | Himanshu (himvins) | 68.48 | 97% | 2012-11-11 |
| 20157. | tianyang (tian) | 68.48 | — | 2009-05-05 |
| 20158. | Hmmm2100 (hahha2100) | 68.48 | 97.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| 20159. | Vladimír (vladinek) | 68.48 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| 20160. | John (linkstart15) | 68.48 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 20161. | Goldenpigg (goldenpigg123) | 68.48 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 20162. | Michael (applejack42) | 68.48 | 96% | 2022-02-17 |
| 20163. | komikmangaid.blogspot.com (... | 68.47 | 97% | 2012-11-26 |
| 20164. | iubyont (iubyont) | 68.47 | 91% | 2012-01-16 |
| 20165. | nut (nuttastic) | 68.47 | 97% | 2020-08-05 |
| 20166. | Endymion (so_sleepy) | 68.47 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 20167. | MyLeah (bradd008) | 68.47 | 91% | 2012-07-21 |
| 20168. | pms (pms011) | 68.47 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 20169. | WONKYWILLY (wonkywilly) | 68.47 | 96% | 2022-04-24 |
| 20170. | rizon#.blank (lf94) | 68.46 | 89% | 2014-02-19 |
| 20171. | Reaver (donk223y) | 68.46 | 86% | 2014-09-08 |
| 20172. | Alex (advi) | 68.46 | 91% | 2016-10-14 |
| 20173. | blabhlabhlabh (lardydardydar) | 68.45 | 87% | 2014-04-24 |
| 20174. | deadend (shiroku) | 68.45 | 95% | 2018-02-27 |
| 20175. | anglupitmo (anglupitmo) | 68.45 | 86% | 2012-02-17 |
| 20176. | switch^J (leopardtoast) | 68.45 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |