The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8832. | DvorakLearner (jvanderzee) | 90.26 | 99% | 2013-04-04 |
| 8833. | dugong (mrdugong) | 90.25 | 98% | 2024-07-18 |
| 8834. | Alekh_31 (alpha_7) | 90.25 | 95% | 2024-08-18 |
| 8835. | jan_mase (jan_mase) | 90.25 | 99% | 2023-10-22 |
| 8836. | Zachcos (zachcos) | 90.25 | 97.9% | 2025-03-23 |
| 8837. | max (maxbricker) | 90.24 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 8838. | Jayden (gancube) | 90.24 | 98% | 2022-03-12 |
| 8839. | Pinhsien (plesry) | 90.24 | 97.2% | 2021-02-24 |
| 8840. | WaisCool (tantul) | 90.24 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 8841. | good story bro (pick6) | 90.24 | 96% | 2012-12-22 |
| 8842. | Twirkin Meerkat (ochu) | 90.24 | 96% | 2011-11-02 |
| 8843. | Benjamin (benky25) | 90.23 | 96% | 2024-11-08 |
| 8844. | rik (rikgnasty) | 90.23 | 95% | 2014-08-29 |
| 8845. | gorb (gorbin_time) | 90.22 | 99% | 2024-08-29 |
| 8846. | Gaspar (gaspimienta) | 90.22 | 98.1% | 2024-01-19 |
| 8847. | Verity (verity_2) | 90.22 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 8848. | nurch (nurch) | 90.21 | 98% | 2024-04-08 |
| 8849. | foxy (foxymccoy) | 90.21 | 97% | 2022-04-26 |
| 8850. | SMhd (smhd) | 90.21 | 98% | 2023-07-07 |
| 8851. | Andres (lobosolitario) | 90.21 | 97% | 2025-02-21 |
| 8852. | Kartavya (kartavyajain) | 90.21 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 8853. | nathan (ironiik) | 90.21 | 94% | 2011-12-12 |
| 8854. | Caleb (pupilwarrior) | 90.21 | 98% | 2011-09-20 |
| 8855. | Chris (big_z) | 90.21 | 96% | 2014-04-11 |
| 8856. | big steve (fllurozz) | 90.20 | 97% | 2024-10-20 |
| 8857. | Muufti (muufti) | 90.20 | 97% | 2024-05-12 |
| 8858. | Kenneth (godfetus) | 90.20 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 8859. | zyn (zezyn) | 90.20 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 8860. | Peter (hamcorporal) | 90.19 | 97.8% | 2024-08-05 |
| 8861. | Jumla (jumla) | 90.19 | 83% | 2015-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |