So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16002. | Claudia (heartbreakinglyawk... | 74.73 | 96% | 2012-09-07 |
| 16003. | Hyena (wildhyena) | 74.73 | 95% | 2021-12-26 |
| 16004. | KenDvorak (kensan73dvorak) | 74.73 | 99% | 2022-11-13 |
| 16005. | R (laundromat) | 74.73 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 16006. | steele (steele22) | 74.73 | 93% | 2012-07-29 |
| 16007. | Ludxy (ludxy) | 74.72 | 96.1% | 2023-08-30 |
| 16008. | central_ba (central_ba) | 74.72 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| 16009. | Ken (kenleung) | 74.72 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 16010. | Mary (mborr) | 74.71 | 99% | 2023-02-20 |
| 16011. | Chili (chilicookie) | 74.71 | 92% | 2014-09-16 |
| 16012. | tstats[logeenthlive] (logee... | 74.71 | 94% | 2019-04-24 |
| 16013. | Arikin (arikin) | 74.71 | 96% | 2019-05-16 |
| 16014. | jack (yoloswag420x) | 74.71 | 93% | 2013-03-19 |
| 16015. | Armaan (valkyrie1547) | 74.71 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
| 16016. | Grigory (yaroslavtsev) | 74.71 | 97% | 2014-03-23 |
| 16017. | Philip (teardust) | 74.71 | 96% | 2013-04-26 |
| 16018. | Strong (im_strong_john) | 74.70 | 98% | 2021-02-08 |
| 16019. | Maza (lordmaza) | 74.70 | 96% | 2023-03-06 |
| 16020. | kd (kdrai007) | 74.70 | 96.2% | 2023-10-08 |
| 16021. | Jason (pigglespd) | 74.70 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 16022. | AmStupid (punkendunken) | 74.70 | 97% | 2022-09-20 |
| 16023. | oliver (oliverscythe) | 74.70 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 16024. | Numsi (numsi) | 74.70 | 94% | 2011-12-03 |
| 16025. | Wade (wberrier_d) | 74.70 | 96% | 2014-01-02 |
| 16026. | Kevin (p0cketgod) | 74.70 | 95% | 2018-11-04 |
| 16027. | emu (emu995) | 74.70 | 98% | 2012-03-21 |
| 16028. | Axis (axis222) | 74.69 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
| 16029. | ACIID (zaciid) | 74.69 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 16030. | Eric (ericnosarcasm) | 74.69 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 16031. | T (phobosanomaly) | 74.69 | 99% | 2021-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |