All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8009. | Girafficonical (girafficoni... | 89.12 | 95% | 2021-03-08 |
| 8010. | Anthony (antomi) | 89.11 | 97% | 2020-01-10 |
| 8011. | Jennifer (jenbregypt) | 89.11 | 99% | 2018-03-02 |
| 8012. | Andrew (rentor) | 89.11 | 98% | 2018-04-09 |
| 8013. | Dominic (therealsaucegod) | 89.10 | 98.6% | 2024-11-05 |
| 8014. | Eetu (mandarilleri) | 89.10 | 98% | 2022-07-10 |
| 8015. | Temirulan (mtemirulan) | 89.10 | 98% | 2018-03-13 |
| 8016. | colin699 (colin699) | 89.09 | 98% | 2025-03-24 |
| 8017. | Brhea (beebopowo) | 89.09 | 95% | 2023-06-17 |
| 8018. | Philius (phi1ius) | 89.09 | 96.4% | 2024-11-05 |
| 8019. | B00P (aaron_sy1) | 89.09 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 8020. | gooddogthedog (gooddogthedog) | 89.09 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 8021. | Austin (matchamilktea) | 89.09 | 99% | 2023-05-21 |
| 8022. | Jimmy (jimshhkb) | 89.09 | 97% | 2017-11-16 |
| 8023. | G (googe1) | 89.08 | 97% | 2023-05-09 |
| 8024. | Noman (khan_noman14) | 89.07 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
| 8025. | Mykhailo (m96roman) | 89.06 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 8026. | Null (nullstring) | 89.06 | 96% | 2021-02-19 |
| 8027. | Type (granwizard) | 89.06 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| 8028. | Will (wgomez1025) | 89.06 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 8029. | Joseph (phantom5k) | 89.05 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
| 8030. | Norman (oomenacka) | 89.05 | 96.3% | 2023-10-09 |
| 8031. | Aidan (theamasianasian) | 89.05 | 99% | 2020-01-03 |
| 8032. | shxvnk (shxvnk) | 89.04 | 96% | 2026-02-26 |
| 8033. | Kitolomac (kitolomac) | 89.04 | 97.7% | 2024-08-18 |
| 8034. | Tocke (tockenjocke) | 89.04 | 95% | 2021-06-27 |
| 8035. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 89.03 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
| 8036. | Milyedel (reyquexd) | 89.02 | 97% | 2020-02-16 |
| 8037. | Potato (misterpotatofat) | 89.02 | 95.3% | 2024-11-21 |
| 8038. | Luis (lmorales) | 89.02 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |