When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4984. | Igor (skeef79) | 98.08 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 4985. | ethxn (cxntrxl) | 98.07 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 4986. | Tyler (superkai65) | 98.07 | 98.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 4987. | Cuong (c_nguyenthien) | 98.07 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 4988. | Penggembala Babi (pengembal... | 98.06 | 99% | 2025-12-27 |
| 4989. | Joshua (joshque) | 98.06 | 96% | 2024-04-21 |
| 4990. | Mo D (mookiekulit) | 98.05 | 97.2% | 2024-03-25 |
| 4991. | Dragon99999 (dragon99999) | 98.05 | 97.2% | 2023-07-16 |
| 4992. | Dave (taxd) | 98.05 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 4993. | 🚀 (wildreamz) | 98.05 | 99.7% | 2023-12-23 |
| 4994. | Meap (trafagar2) | 98.03 | 97.8% | 2023-07-06 |
| 4995. | cool guy (nunzstaa) | 98.03 | 97% | 2018-03-21 |
| 4996. | rahmu (rahmu) | 98.03 | 99% | 2017-02-07 |
| 4997. | Akrish (akrish) | 98.02 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
| 4998. | Gabybytes (gabybytes) | 98.02 | 96% | 2025-09-01 |
| 4999. | Detulak (subzerosoulz) | 98.02 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| 5000. | Brendan (breid) | 98.01 | 96% | 2018-02-01 |
| 5001. | Robin (wqxhouse) | 98.01 | 98% | 2023-01-18 |
| 5002. | Null (nullstring) | 98.01 | 98% | 2021-02-13 |
| 5003. | Chinchin (mechanical1337) | 98.01 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 5004. | Bryan (bmoney217) | 98.00 | 98% | 2023-08-07 |
| 5005. | GODSPEED (flashahyea) | 98.00 | 97% | 2025-08-18 |
| 5006. | Harry (pandasboob) | 98.00 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 5007. | Teho (matlab_indexer) | 98.00 | 97% | 2019-06-03 |
| 5008. | Austin (ausya2004) | 97.99 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 5009. | Declan (deccazz) | 97.99 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 5010. | cimsunf (nhtai) | 97.99 | 99% | 2017-08-04 |
| 5011. | aaron (buhnrop) | 97.99 | 96% | 2019-04-13 |
| 5012. | idontknowhowtopm (idontknow... | 97.98 | 99.7% | 2024-10-23 |
| 5013. | Ned (icefusion86) | 97.98 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |