As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8938. | Floko11 (floko11) | 86.86 | 96% | 2016-10-08 |
| 8939. | muchinchai (muchinchai) | 86.86 | 99.5% | 2023-09-29 |
| 8940. | Maxim (kiwihd) | 86.86 | 96% | 2017-05-03 |
| 8941. | twitch.tv/dsurallod (dsural... | 86.85 | 97% | 2024-09-17 |
| 8942. | defski (bonkaholic) | 86.85 | 97.3% | 2021-03-01 |
| 8943. | Pieter (piet3rr) | 86.84 | 97% | 2020-02-22 |
| 8944. | cheer (charliewi) | 86.84 | 98% | 2022-12-28 |
| 8945. | mindgitrwx (mindgitrwx) | 86.84 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 8946. | Ryan (thief60) | 86.84 | 100% | 2018-07-18 |
| 8947. | prbn (prabin_lc) | 86.83 | 97% | 2025-11-19 |
| 8948. | Joe (redlinec) | 86.83 | 98% | 2025-11-28 |
| 8949. | EO (eo_37) | 86.83 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
| 8950. | echovl (echovl) | 86.83 | 98% | 2024-06-27 |
| 8951. | ASIAN47 (asian47) | 86.83 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
| 8952. | Peter (doc_chungles) | 86.83 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 8953. | James (hamsterterd) | 86.83 | 96% | 2018-12-17 |
| 8954. | Micky (gelwg2) | 86.82 | 97% | 2025-05-03 |
| 8955. | Melodious Mel (melodiousmel) | 86.82 | 98.4% | 2024-05-15 |
| 8956. | Ian (iaaannn) | 86.82 | 96.4% | 2021-02-13 |
| 8957. | Mazhar Andalib (mazharandalib) | 86.82 | 98% | 2022-08-15 |
| 8958. | Jamber (jamber_onyx) | 86.82 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
| 8959. | Wavy (wavybaby) | 86.82 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 8960. | Daylen (nullspace) | 86.82 | 94% | 2017-01-13 |
| 8961. | crowdofworkmen (bu_te) | 86.82 | 95% | 2017-06-14 |
| 8962. | Ahmad (auxinn) | 86.81 | 96% | 2024-07-03 |
| 8963. | Michael (javamorris) | 86.81 | 95% | 2017-03-11 |
| 8964. | ohayou (ohayou) | 86.81 | 92% | 2015-05-16 |
| 8965. | tacobot (apcarrab) | 86.81 | 95% | 2016-08-30 |
| 8966. | Son (mcc_sasuke) | 86.80 | 95% | 2025-07-31 |
| 8967. | Irin (nigirisushi) | 86.80 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |