The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7978. | Anthony (gogo55) | 93.35 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 7979. | (shadowkitten) | 93.35 | 95% | 2021-11-01 |
| 7980. | Theodore (boss_baby_2) | 93.35 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 7981. | (michaelomh) | 93.35 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
| 7982. | Ponymouse (ponymous) | 93.35 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 7983. | (gillian) | 93.35 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 7984. | tstats[brandonisstupid] (br... | 93.34 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 7985. | (ausmanbossman) | 93.34 | 97% | 2017-10-24 |
| 7986. | (julian31) | 93.33 | 93% | 2012-09-21 |
| 7987. | (koolienavy) | 93.33 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 7988. | (richy5555) | 93.32 | 96% | 2016-02-22 |
| 7989. | (harrychen) | 93.32 | 99% | 2021-07-12 |
| 7990. | (d1m5) | 93.32 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 7991. | BonBon (_bonbon_) | 93.32 | 96% | 2021-05-29 |
| 7992. | micorazon (pajahify) | 93.31 | 98% | 2017-03-12 |
| 7993. | (stagadoosh) | 93.31 | 96% | 2017-07-19 |
| 7994. | (frogist) | 93.30 | 88% | 2016-12-11 |
| 7995. | (chamychamy) | 93.30 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
| 7996. | Catalin (hawksuddenstrike) | 93.30 | 91% | 2013-01-05 |
| 7997. | Andrew (nullname) | 93.30 | — | 2010-02-24 |
| 7998. | (smile_typer) | 93.29 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| 7999. | (hiiiiiiiia1) | 93.29 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 8000. | sunderstorm (sunderstorm) | 93.29 | 97% | 2016-02-04 |
| 8001. | (otherly00) | 93.28 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
| 8002. | (shql) | 93.28 | 100% | 2019-06-12 |
| 8003. | Grammy (gramm_y) | 93.28 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 8004. | Hydrogxn (hydrogenation) | 93.28 | 96% | 2023-02-17 |
| 8005. | (123pythagoras123) | 93.28 | 93.9% | 2023-05-27 |
| 8006. | (deez_nuttz) | 93.28 | 99% | 2021-04-01 |
| 8007. | Sh (slo5) | 93.27 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |