I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6542. | Alex (delvern) | 95.08 | 97% | 2022-10-16 |
| 6543. | Bazil (its_bazil_) | 95.07 | 98% | 2024-03-02 |
| 6544. | jesse (catdog9000) | 95.07 | 95.4% | 2024-03-27 |
| 6545. | krax (kraxxx) | 95.07 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 6546. | Primaski (primaltare) | 95.07 | 91% | 2016-04-13 |
| 6547. | Mike (malharpshah) | 95.07 | 96% | 2016-08-17 |
| 6548. | kream (remmie2k) | 95.07 | 94% | 2018-10-03 |
| 6549. | Jesse Garcia's biggest fan ... | 95.07 | 88% | 2017-05-27 |
| 6550. | 3 Stars and a Sun (karlzero... | 95.06 | 98% | 2023-12-12 |
| 6551. | me me (buttmonkeyyt) | 95.06 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 6552. | Lucario387 (tung1x45) | 95.06 | 95% | 2019-10-30 |
| 6553. | TopGUN (wayhowma) | 95.05 | 97% | 2021-10-17 |
| 6554. | Clarence (ha_saahn) | 95.04 | 99% | 2021-09-14 |
| 6555. | me (mstll) | 95.04 | 98% | 2021-12-18 |
| 6556. | Sleepy (yipyap) | 95.04 | 96% | 2016-10-26 |
| 6557. | WearAMask (trini_devan) | 95.04 | 97% | 2015-07-21 |
| 6558. | Nully (nullly) | 95.03 | 98.5% | 2024-07-16 |
| 6559. | Evan (evanjmckenna) | 95.03 | 97% | 2018-01-17 |
| 6560. | Raghav (redsondude) | 95.03 | 96% | 2022-04-10 |
| 6561. | Radmilo (radmilo) | 95.03 | 98.7% | 2021-02-01 |
| 6562. | AYAYA (francesco149) | 95.03 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 6563. | jeff (fatty235) | 95.02 | 98% | 2016-01-06 |
| 6564. | Hemant (hemu_sakunde) | 95.02 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 6565. | Mircox (mircozen) | 95.02 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
| 6566. | Samuel (candiru) | 95.02 | 96% | 2015-11-22 |
| 6567. | Noam (tsnoam) | 95.02 | 96% | 2015-05-27 |
| 6568. | Isabelle (isabook) | 95.01 | 98.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 6569. | Vern (vernsouthwick) | 95.01 | 99% | 2020-04-17 |
| 6570. | dong (dongdong7) | 95.00 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
| 6571. | Munchy (munchy12) | 95.00 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |