I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6798. | Alex (delvern) | 95.08 | 97% | 2022-10-16 |
| 6799. | Pyroics (tyriden) | 95.08 | 99% | 2017-10-15 |
| 6800. | Bazil (its_bazil_) | 95.07 | 98% | 2024-03-02 |
| 6801. | jesse (catdog9000) | 95.07 | 95.4% | 2024-03-27 |
| 6802. | krax (kraxxx) | 95.07 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 6803. | Primaski (primaltare) | 95.07 | 91% | 2016-04-13 |
| 6804. | Mike (malharpshah) | 95.07 | 96% | 2016-08-17 |
| 6805. | kream (remmie2k) | 95.07 | 94% | 2018-10-03 |
| 6806. | Jesse Garcia's biggest fan ... | 95.07 | 88% | 2017-05-27 |
| 6807. | No name (toronto_is_not_can... | 95.06 | 97% | 2025-06-09 |
| 6808. | 3 Stars and a Sun (karlzero... | 95.06 | 98% | 2023-12-12 |
| 6809. | me me (buttmonkeyyt) | 95.06 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 6810. | TopGUN (wayhowma) | 95.05 | 97% | 2021-10-17 |
| 6811. | me (mstll) | 95.04 | 98% | 2021-12-18 |
| 6812. | Sleepy (yipyap) | 95.04 | 96% | 2016-10-26 |
| 6813. | WearAMask (trini_devan) | 95.04 | 97% | 2015-07-21 |
| 6814. | Nully (nullly) | 95.03 | 98.5% | 2024-07-16 |
| 6815. | Raghav (redsondude) | 95.03 | 96% | 2022-04-10 |
| 6816. | Evan (evanjmckenna) | 95.03 | 97% | 2018-01-17 |
| 6817. | Radmilo (radmilo) | 95.03 | 98.7% | 2021-02-01 |
| 6818. | AYAYA (francesco149) | 95.03 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 6819. | Hemant (hemu_sakunde) | 95.02 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 6820. | jeff (fatty235) | 95.02 | 98% | 2016-01-06 |
| 6821. | Mircox (mircozen) | 95.02 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
| 6822. | Samuel (candiru) | 95.02 | 96% | 2015-11-22 |
| 6823. | Noam (tsnoam) | 95.02 | 96% | 2015-05-27 |
| 6824. | Isabelle (isabook) | 95.01 | 98.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 6825. | Vern (vernsouthwick) | 95.01 | 99% | 2020-04-17 |
| 6826. | Munchy (munchy12) | 95.00 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| 6827. | dong (dongdong7) | 95.00 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |