I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9207. | Jordy (mrollie) | 88.03 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 9208. | Jonah (iamjonah) | 88.02 | 97% | 2020-02-23 |
| 9209. | Max (maxington) | 88.02 | 96.8% | 2023-10-21 |
| 9210. | Pink Guy (bleachuggr) | 88.02 | 94.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 9211. | Bean (benchen123) | 88.02 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 9212. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 88.02 | 97.4% | 2023-06-12 |
| 9213. | Tianyi (dreamatd) | 88.01 | 98% | 2025-09-11 |
| 9214. | Genexyz (genexyz) | 88.01 | 98.4% | 2023-09-09 |
| 9215. | Said (saidenhide) | 88.01 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 9216. | keke (hpchco) | 88.01 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
| 9217. | (psyy1234) | 88.01 | 98% | 2018-07-29 |
| 9218. | Bill (destroyer_2) | 88.00 | 97% | 2025-07-16 |
| 9219. | Sunumbrella (sunumbrella) | 88.00 | 97.7% | 2025-05-16 |
| 9220. | Jalen (dabesttypr) | 88.00 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 9221. | e-ugovor.rs (ufo_lander_and... | 88.00 | 96.3% | 2024-10-08 |
| 9222. | Joran (turkeyman) | 88.00 | 92% | 2017-02-28 |
| 9223. | assercs (assercs) | 87.99 | 97% | 2019-01-28 |
| 9224. | tee (nullable) | 87.99 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
| 9225. | Nigel (urusei_jebal) | 87.99 | 97.2% | 2021-02-08 |
| 9226. | Griffin (girfster) | 87.99 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 9227. | (idominate123) | 87.98 | 96% | 2022-05-16 |
| 9228. | Barron (bjbenbow) | 87.98 | 98.7% | 2023-05-15 |
| 9229. | JongYoon (jongq) | 87.98 | 93% | 2017-04-13 |
| 9230. | mickey (c2sulli) | 87.98 | 97% | 2018-08-13 |
| 9231. | mia (miabobiabanana) | 87.97 | 98% | 2025-12-15 |
| 9232. | (jyan513) | 87.97 | 98.3% | 2023-12-11 |
| 9233. | Rhodium (rhodium) | 87.97 | 95% | 2021-12-11 |
| 9234. | Lachlan (toomenvy) | 87.97 | 97% | 2020-08-28 |
| 9235. | Δήμιος (dimos21) | 87.97 | 96% | 2018-01-08 |
| 9236. | byron (bozzarf) | 87.95 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |