I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12645. | Oliver (olku) | 80.97 | 98% | 2020-12-28 |
| 12646. | yousef (dewberry_kun) | 80.97 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 12647. | saeednezamy@gmail.com (saee... | 80.97 | 96% | 2016-05-25 |
| 12648. | mistral (orangemistrall) | 80.96 | 95.7% | 2023-07-30 |
| 12649. | Hugh (hughjanos) | 80.96 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 12650. | tinkureddy (tinkureddy) | 80.96 | 94% | 2016-01-31 |
| 12651. | aceofheart (aceofheart06) | 80.96 | 99% | 2018-02-12 |
| 12652. | 9 Slow Fingers. (womblejomble) | 80.96 | 92% | 2017-03-12 |
| 12653. | Sam (busiclucho) | 80.96 | 97% | 2019-05-21 |
| 12654. | ColdHorizon (brandish486) | 80.95 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| 12655. | Walnert (walnert) | 80.95 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 12656. | Sahara (sahara37) | 80.95 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| 12657. | Stas (tracersm) | 80.95 | 100% | 2021-11-05 |
| 12658. | Toof (bronze_bucket) | 80.94 | 96.9% | 2023-07-11 |
| 12659. | Ruben (strontklepper) | 80.94 | 97% | 2017-08-03 |
| 12660. | Sharknado (nalex1122) | 80.94 | 89% | 2016-04-28 |
| 12661. | tee (nullable) | 80.93 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 12662. | NEM0 (saybloo) | 80.93 | 96% | 2019-09-06 |
| 12663. | todoroki (tbhtododeku) | 80.93 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 12664. | Eric (socceric18) | 80.93 | 92% | 2015-04-11 |
| 12665. | lebum (lebum) | 80.93 | 95% | 2016-08-07 |
| 12666. | Nate (natopotato262) | 80.92 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 12667. | Astrocat (reverserespect) | 80.92 | 95% | 2016-06-19 |
| 12668. | Aayush (imqwerty) | 80.92 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
| 12669. | BOBA (bobavfett) | 80.91 | 98% | 2026-02-04 |
| 12670. | James (kqo3015) | 80.91 | 97% | 2019-06-23 |
| 12671. | wespressobean (wespressobean) | 80.91 | 96.9% | 2023-10-28 |
| 12672. | cashy_b (cashy_b) | 80.91 | 98% | 2023-11-26 |
| 12673. | harshaa005 (weird_flex_but_ok) | 80.91 | 96% | 2025-03-24 |
| 12674. | Tripp (trippdip) | 80.90 | 99% | 2018-04-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |