Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 39677. | Nicole (nimallow) | 30.02 | 92% | 2021-04-19 |
| 39678. | Mikeyy :D (jumpshot) | 30.01 | 88% | 2011-05-06 |
| 39679. | Cherry (acher) | 30.01 | 87% | 2015-03-28 |
| 39680. | utaaaa (datwuzuzerland) | 30.00 | 93% | 2020-12-14 |
| 39681. | luch (pinzzz) | 30.00 | 92.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 39682. | Pavel (pavelr) | 29.99 | 98% | 2015-09-28 |
| 39683. | jede (jedi645) | 29.99 | 88% | 2014-08-27 |
| 39684. | Anh (sieunhantanbao) | 29.99 | 89% | 2012-06-05 |
| 39685. | Nazeer (lasi) | 29.99 | 92% | 2011-05-27 |
| 39686. | cindy (candy111) | 29.98 | 94% | 2012-08-13 |
| 39687. | Ranjay (ckranjay8651) | 29.97 | 93% | 2022-09-12 |
| 39688. | Isiwara (isiwara1999) | 29.97 | 90.5% | 2021-02-19 |
| 39689. | Tina (tee2012) | 29.97 | 94% | 2012-08-21 |
| 39690. | yik (yikyubb) | 29.97 | 80% | 2014-01-27 |
| 39691. | starguything (starguything) | 29.97 | 86% | 2013-05-24 |
| 39692. | Maria (mariazh) | 29.95 | 87% | 2016-09-23 |
| 39693. | Nuke (nukeluke4013) | 29.94 | 86% | 2015-10-12 |
| 39694. | varun (varunbhargava) | 29.93 | 92% | 2017-12-24 |
| 39695. | Annika (annikarai) | 29.93 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| 39696. | Yucca (yucca12345) | 29.92 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 39697. | djessy (djessy5001) | 29.91 | 93% | 2017-11-08 |
| 39698. | chris (chris_anthony) | 29.91 | 79% | 2011-09-06 |
| 39699. | Kaz (astana) | 29.89 | 92% | 2014-04-09 |
| 39700. | FARHAN FAYYADH (farhan20001) | 29.87 | 94% | 2023-08-30 |
| 39701. | Mesha (driedcheetos) | 29.85 | 91% | 2021-01-29 |
| 39702. | Anshul (anshul_ar) | 29.85 | 89% | 2015-09-13 |
| 39703. | maria (alexca44) | 29.85 | 94% | 2016-08-31 |
| 39704. | ismail (frkndnk) | 29.85 | 90% | 2016-05-20 |
| 39705. | Hannah (hanica) | 29.84 | 94% | 2011-05-20 |
| 39706. | kerpoo (kerpoo) | 29.84 | 85% | 2015-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |