I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
Active since October 9, 2020.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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402. | kumaicho (kumaicho) | 77.60 | 98% | 2020-12-03 |
403. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 77.53 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
404. | OranJinn (oranjinn) | 77.33 | 94% | 2020-11-19 |
405. | Kevin (hyperdubz) | 77.28 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
406. | Daniel (lonelydano) | 77.25 | 95% | 2020-11-05 |
407. | Sure (ichiraifu) | 77.24 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
408. | Haruka (hrksnsk) | 77.17 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
409. | তন্ময় (tjim02) | 77.08 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
410. | big (bigfinger420) | 77.01 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
411. | roky (rokyslash) | 76.79 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
412. | Uhhhhhhh (shidlord) | 76.70 | 95% | 2020-10-28 |
413. | Nurul (mnislam) | 76.70 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
414. | cant_stop (wont_stop) | 76.66 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
415. | Duckytype-8 (dummy_2) | 76.64 | 99% | 2020-10-10 |
416. | Nobody (anhddo) | 76.63 | 99% | 2020-10-16 |
417. | nincrab (nincrab) | 76.54 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
418. | BEECEE (nukecee) | 76.46 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
419. | Vishal (vpm911) | 76.43 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
420. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 76.42 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
421. | kj (crioyri) | 76.41 | 94% | 2020-10-22 |
422. | Matrix (ss005) | 76.40 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
423. | Miłkenm 💦 (milkenm) | 76.30 | 95% | 2020-12-04 |
424. | green (xgreenbanana) | 76.27 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
425. | MasonColemak (masoncolemak) | 76.26 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
426. | Hideyuki (kojion) | 76.24 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
427. | uwu (serashkut) | 76.01 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
428. | TyPoPolice (ermafish) | 75.91 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
429. | Jeffrey (jeff7263) | 75.81 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
430. | Jemma (jmmstvnsn) | 75.79 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
431. | Julian (juliansmile) | 75.78 | 97% | 2020-12-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,566 | 106.21 | October 9, 2020 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |