The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5242. | Aidan (aidan810) | 114.05 | 100% | 2013-03-16 |
| 5243. | TripleEggCake (jpavel) | 114.04 | 99% | 2015-02-19 |
| 5244. | Mike (myth) | 114.04 | — | 2009-06-21 |
| 5245. | Aymen (aymenq) | 114.04 | 94% | 2017-03-19 |
| 5246. | Mr. Lasnier's AP US History... | 114.04 | 96% | 2015-08-08 |
| 5247. | Josh (leo27487) | 114.04 | 97% | 2022-01-05 |
| 5248. | Flippers (willywonkathefear... | 114.04 | 96% | 2015-12-11 |
| 5249. | Honey Pumper (raceto100xd) | 114.03 | 99% | 2023-04-22 |
| 5250. | Paul (schopa01) | 114.03 | 98% | 2012-06-18 |
| 5251. | John (susissus) | 114.03 | 98% | 2016-12-30 |
| 5252. | MySpaceBarIsBroken (kanto) | 114.03 | 93% | 2017-01-21 |
| 5253. | Doms (domtinik0729) | 114.01 | 99% | 2022-12-09 |
| 5254. | pyco (pyco) | 114.00 | 98.3% | 2023-10-11 |
| 5255. | hfour (hfour) | 114.00 | 99% | 2016-02-10 |
| 5256. | Suicyclone (suicyclone) | 114.00 | 98% | 2021-06-29 |
| 5257. | Jatin (losethegame) | 114.00 | 91% | 2012-08-27 |
| 5258. | Magsi (magsi) | 113.99 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
| 5259. | fred (foop1) | 113.99 | 99% | 2021-10-12 |
| 5260. | BEECEE (nukecee) | 113.99 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 5261. | Hammertime (mattcamgolf) | 113.99 | 99% | 2016-12-30 |
| 5262. | Joseph (trailmix) | 113.99 | 95% | 2011-11-13 |
| 5263. | 14/f/cali (krappakreepo) | 113.98 | 97% | 2017-09-13 |
| 5264. | Joshua (manboys54) | 113.98 | 99% | 2022-07-21 |
| 5265. | Tachydactylus (tachydactyl) | 113.98 | 99% | 2017-06-29 |
| 5266. | lassiS (latez) | 113.98 | 97% | 2013-05-02 |
| 5267. | Trung (nhihon) | 113.98 | 95% | 2012-05-13 |
| 5268. | viv (canvist) | 113.98 | 91% | 2015-03-04 |
| 5269. | (hexxed) | 113.97 | 99% | 2020-06-13 |
| 5270. | Ryan (arjaysee) | 113.97 | 99% | 2019-08-11 |
| 5271. | John (holcombmania) | 113.97 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |