The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16379. | LH (thecubsfan45) | 77.54 | 94% | 2013-01-13 |
| 16380. | Skylar (skylarpheonix) | 77.54 | 98% | 2020-08-01 |
| 16381. | Tapas (wokando) | 77.54 | 94% | 2014-06-29 |
| 16382. | Christian (mayne) | 77.54 | — | 2011-01-20 |
| 16383. | Rene (rgam) | 77.54 | 94% | 2012-05-21 |
| 16384. | Jonathan (birakira) | 77.54 | — | 2009-03-03 |
| 16385. | alan (pinealan) | 77.53 | 93% | 2014-05-16 |
| 16386. | Ryuichi (ryuhndko) | 77.53 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 16387. | Iliyan (proto0o) | 77.53 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 16388. | David (klassmagicer17) | 77.53 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 16389. | yungfantasy (yungfantasy) | 77.53 | 90% | 2016-11-01 |
| 16390. | KHUSHI M™ (sweetgal_khushi) | 77.53 | 97% | 2014-06-20 |
| 16391. | Ruben (ruben112alejandro) | 77.53 | 94% | 2011-08-28 |
| 16392. | quickk1 (quickk1) | 77.53 | 95% | 2017-12-31 |
| 16393. | Nicholas (colemak_newbie) | 77.53 | 96% | 2017-01-07 |
| 16394. | Buu Vinh (buuvinhpro) | 77.53 | 96% | 2012-04-03 |
| 16395. | norsko (norsko) | 77.52 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
| 16396. | Hawwaaa (hawwaaa) | 77.52 | 96% | 2022-01-30 |
| 16397. | Armaan_Gill (armaan_gill) | 77.52 | 97.7% | 2023-08-19 |
| 16398. | tactics8805 (ntmtyper) | 77.52 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 16399. | Odal (odal) | 77.52 | 94% | 2016-03-16 |
| 16400. | Nikola (nkos500) | 77.52 | 96% | 2013-01-22 |
| 16401. | gaeg (gegigg) | 77.52 | 92% | 2016-01-18 |
| 16402. | Ilker (ilkermutlu) | 77.52 | 97% | 2015-02-24 |
| 16403. | Plez (plez) | 77.51 | 93% | 2015-04-11 |
| 16404. | gayman (vvvvvccvvvvv) | 77.51 | 96% | 2023-01-22 |
| 16405. | GodfreyGyz (godfreygyz) | 77.51 | 98% | 2018-10-21 |
| 16406. | Charles (charles_j) | 77.51 | 94% | 2014-12-16 |
| 16407. | Waqas (waqas7861) | 77.51 | 98% | 2014-05-16 |
| 16408. | Ed (metagyn44) | 77.51 | 95% | 2011-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |