Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4617. | harsh (harshvats) | 50.03 | 95% | 2019-05-14 |
| 4618. | hai (shadowwanderer) | 50.02 | 99% | 2019-07-29 |
| 4619. | Z-Dvorak (zzdarke) | 50.01 | 94% | 2021-08-02 |
| 4620. | chandu (chandu970) | 50.00 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 4621. | Amit (akum030) | 49.95 | 95% | 2020-01-22 |
| 4622. | Ming (bivsbon) | 49.89 | 96% | 2019-12-22 |
| 4623. | stegmarb (stegmarb) | 49.89 | 94% | 2019-11-07 |
| 4624. | Dennis (babooni) | 49.84 | 95% | 2021-08-23 |
| 4625. | Paris (franceparis) | 49.84 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
| 4626. | trileafu (frostingbit) | 49.83 | 96% | 2019-05-25 |
| 4627. | IBRAR (khanibrar51) | 49.81 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
| 4628. | Noor (noor002) | 49.81 | 96% | 2017-12-07 |
| 4629. | VIper (viper1998) | 49.80 | 94% | 2019-09-18 |
| 4630. | bataa (batuchka) | 49.80 | 94% | 2021-08-09 |
| 4631. | iChoke@TheEnd (vidivinci) | 49.80 | 95% | 2021-08-23 |
| 4632. | Pierre (dostick) | 49.76 | 96% | 2017-12-21 |
| 4633. | Faust (ntfc) | 49.72 | 95% | 2019-12-12 |
| 4634. | Hell (jesus_coconut) | 49.72 | 96% | 2020-03-04 |
| 4635. | Jimmy (jimmyng) | 49.72 | 94% | 2021-08-20 |
| 4636. | Blizzard (_bl1zzard) | 49.71 | 93% | 2021-08-16 |
| 4637. | Ramses (gdot) | 49.69 | 95% | 2019-07-28 |
| 4638. | lamb (radhyaf) | 49.66 | 94% | 2017-12-05 |
| 4639. | Smith (iamhablo) | 49.66 | 95% | 2021-08-13 |
| 4640. | Brandon (bmkiefer) | 49.65 | 96% | 2018-01-01 |
| 4641. | redzic (super33) | 49.61 | 94% | 2017-12-17 |
| 4642. | daniel jonatan (agatapouglof) | 49.57 | 95% | 2019-05-03 |
| 4643. | Bri (bric1504) | 49.54 | 95% | 2018-01-23 |
| 4644. | Hello (islambek198) | 49.53 | 93% | 2018-11-09 |
| 4645. | Vijay (shere_khan) | 49.52 | 95% | 2019-11-03 |
| 4646. | Scofaa (scofaa) | 49.49 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |