The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4796. | 케빈 [Kevin] (lastalchemist) | 57.18 | 93% | 2016-02-04 |
| 4797. | Shubham (shubham1428) | 57.18 | 93% | 2015-08-07 |
| 4798. | sharon (fifilacook) | 57.18 | — | 2009-08-07 |
| 4799. | Nicholas (nickztv) | 57.17 | 95% | 2013-10-19 |
| 4800. | Josh (jlon1055) | 57.16 | 96% | 2015-06-24 |
| 4801. | Sayona (soyara5) | 57.16 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 4802. | TruwChainz (truwchainz) | 57.16 | 86% | 2016-10-06 |
| 4803. | corey (mowerman91) | 57.16 | — | 2010-04-21 |
| 4804. | Jasey (jaseythesloth) | 57.16 | 86% | 2013-07-04 |
| 4805. | Kabir (kabir_1234) | 57.15 | 99% | 2021-11-25 |
| 4806. | Angela (alin08) | 57.15 | 91% | 2015-09-18 |
| 4807. | Đạo (dokhoadao) | 57.15 | — | 2009-08-08 |
| 4808. | Tuan (sevent) | 57.15 | 91% | 2015-03-26 |
| 4809. | Kareem (kimocool) | 57.14 | 92% | 2014-09-13 |
| 4810. | wlitchw (wlitchw) | 57.14 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 4811. | William (wbulovas) | 57.14 | 85% | 2016-04-18 |
| 4812. | Beejhei (bjbj11) | 57.13 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 4813. | Nick (nspinner) | 57.13 | — | 2008-11-21 |
| 4814. | Yinmys (yinmys) | 57.12 | 93% | 2023-08-27 |
| 4815. | thehiep (thehiep8x) | 57.12 | 95% | 2014-04-10 |
| 4816. | Armdel (armdel) | 57.12 | 93% | 2013-01-11 |
| 4817. | Cefe (cefe_origol) | 57.12 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
| 4818. | Miracle- (nakatsumiuchiha) | 57.12 | 95% | 2018-02-19 |
| 4819. | talib (talib_19) | 57.12 | 95% | 2015-07-13 |
| 4820. | Aris (aris456) | 57.11 | 92% | 2012-12-15 |
| 4821. | jay (thefilipinoguyjay657) | 57.10 | — | 2011-02-01 |
| 4822. | Mr Speed (mrspeed) | 57.10 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| 4823. | Dev (devgupta55) | 57.09 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 4824. | Noobe (noobe_22) | 57.09 | 95% | 2022-07-08 |
| 4825. | Chris (bunchesofdonald) | 57.09 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |