Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4547. | Alex (_cynicalpanda) | 59.81 | 98% | 2019-04-04 |
| 4548. | Drew (drew_130) | 59.80 | 97% | 2019-01-14 |
| 4549. | Sai (typinggod7382) | 59.79 | 95% | 2019-05-18 |
| 4550. | Carl (carlandrew909) | 59.78 | 95% | 2020-10-19 |
| 4551. | xd (palmate) | 59.73 | 95% | 2020-03-11 |
| 4552. | Alan (alanrizky) | 59.73 | 96% | 2019-04-21 |
| 4553. | Jose Antonio (jarceantonio) | 59.71 | 95% | 2019-11-08 |
| 4554. | christian (cover_flow) | 59.70 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 4555. | Jerry (j27smith) | 59.69 | 98% | 2019-03-01 |
| 4556. | Mukund (mukund420) | 59.68 | 97% | 2018-05-09 |
| 4557. | Peter (appapollo) | 59.66 | 95% | 2020-07-09 |
| 4558. | Nishant (celstialshaq) | 59.65 | 95% | 2019-04-30 |
| 4559. | Nicholas (namano) | 59.63 | 99% | 2019-05-19 |
| 4560. | nirav (niravkaka) | 59.63 | 96% | 2019-04-25 |
| 4561. | Ashton (ashthulhu) | 59.62 | 95% | 2019-08-18 |
| 4562. | Umar (mumarkhan999) | 59.61 | 99% | 2019-03-13 |
| 4563. | Nathan (spraycool) | 59.60 | 94% | 2018-12-19 |
| 4564. | LOVE (nskumar278) | 59.60 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 4565. | Gary (ggaarryy12340) | 59.59 | 95% | 2020-11-24 |
| 4566. | Paddi (adriott) | 59.57 | 94% | 2019-05-06 |
| 4567. | Brad (godspeed99) | 59.57 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
| 4568. | snelens (lexylexington) | 59.57 | 95% | 2018-05-01 |
| 4569. | Niel (nielo99) | 59.56 | 95% | 2019-02-06 |
| 4570. | Arthur (asmv) | 59.54 | 95% | 2018-12-16 |
| 4571. | hekima (ashery) | 59.53 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 4572. | ∞ (technolojesus) | 59.50 | 98% | 2018-08-15 |
| 4573. | Hasibul (d1hasib) | 59.50 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 4574. | Duck (theduckracer) | 59.50 | 96% | 2019-11-13 |
| 4575. | G Dragon (g.w.l.griffiths@b... | 59.49 | 96% | 2018-05-24 |
| 4576. | Arif (schaerdz) | 59.48 | 98% | 2018-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |