What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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2121. | Netherstar201 (netherstar201) | 63.16 | 94% | 2020-06-23 |
2122. | MantisTyping (mantistyping) | 63.06 | 94% | 2019-01-18 |
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2124. | Robert (lowestlow) | 62.91 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
2125. | Sprinter3x (sprinter3x) | 62.87 | 95% | 2019-08-17 |
2126. | Mikayel (mikayel_arm) | 62.84 | 97% | 2020-03-22 |
2127. | Harry (hestyles) | 62.76 | 95% | 2020-04-17 |
2128. | Spanandan (spandan01) | 62.68 | 96% | 2017-12-22 |
2129. | LOVE (nskumar278) | 62.67 | 97% | 2020-04-24 |
2130. | Erik (captain_bedpan) | 62.62 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
2131. | Bill (bill497) | 62.59 | 95% | 2018-01-01 |
2132. | Sandor (sandraw_hu) | 62.46 | 94% | 2020-11-08 |
2133. | Matthew (mpl122) | 62.46 | 95% | 2017-12-27 |
2134. | TK (filfirst) | 62.40 | 95% | 2018-04-28 |
2135. | Miguel (miguel122113) | 62.33 | 95% | 2020-10-26 |
2136. | Jackson (jackson_007) | 62.04 | 97% | 2020-01-24 |
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2138. | Miggy (miggydj) | 61.92 | 96% | 2019-10-03 |
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