There's nothing mysterious about it, He's not working at all. He's playing. Or else He's forgotten all about us. That's the kind of God you people talk about, a country bumpkin, a clumsy, bungling, brainless, conceited, uncouth hayseed. Good God, how much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation?
—from Catch-22, a book by Joseph Heller
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2601. | Song (quot) | 78.69 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 2602. | （ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）... | 78.69 | 92% | 2017-01-23 |
| 2603. | Breen (gajuwakaghajini) | 78.69 | 93% | 2017-03-28 |
| 2604. | Crackersontheshelf (taejung... | 78.68 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 2605. | Brigid (riniti) | 78.67 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
| 2606. | oskar (osny19) | 78.65 | 98% | 2019-07-20 |
| 2607. | iCry (icry) | 78.65 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
| 2608. | shui (sammi76) | 78.65 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| 2609. | Daniel (jinkoplays) | 78.62 | 97% | 2020-06-15 |
| 2610. | Noah (noah_o_n) | 78.60 | 96% | 2017-08-27 |
| 2611. | Nope (whathappenedtome) | 78.58 | 96% | 2018-10-18 |
| 2612. | George (glenzny) | 78.58 | 98% | 2018-05-03 |
| 2613. | 516 (sig_sauers) | 78.58 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
| 2614. | Cooper (stark_) | 78.58 | 90% | 2017-03-12 |
| 2615. | Silingas (trustys) | 78.57 | 99% | 2019-05-26 |
| 2616. | Bryan (iduhowpeopledo150wpm) | 78.56 | 96% | 2019-05-01 |
| 2617. | Yuuki (xenocrystsow) | 78.52 | 95% | 2019-05-07 |
| 2618. | Leonardo (nscape) | 78.52 | 98% | 2019-10-21 |
| 2619. | Brian (ace213) | 78.52 | 97% | 2018-07-20 |
| 2620. | iamsuperior (iaminferior) | 78.52 | 98% | 2018-11-26 |
| 2621. | Aron (aronbk) | 78.52 | 95% | 2017-01-11 |
| 2622. | BlindCide (blindcide) | 78.51 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
| 2623. | Chet (chetbaker) | 78.51 | 96% | 2020-02-24 |
| 2624. | (ifyoucanreadthisthenurtoo... | 78.51 | 99% | 2018-09-27 |
| 2625. | July (phi4069) | 78.50 | 96% | 2017-06-23 |
| 2626. | UNTiTLED (pshy0) | 78.50 | 98% | 2019-12-21 |
| 2627. | K (khanali2020) | 78.47 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 2628. | TD (pussiahma) | 78.47 | 96% | 2020-01-16 |
| 2629. | kylie (bibiq) | 78.47 | 95% | 2018-10-30 |
| 2630. | ydarg (ydarg12) | 78.46 | 96% | 2018-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 11,676 | 76.15 | November 11, 2016 |
| Long Texts | 368 | 57.67 | January 1, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 54.45 | March 29, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 79.35 | October 31, 2017 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 82.13 | August 31, 2021 |